'Blurred Lines' Gets Butchered In Greatest Karaoke Video Of All Time (NSFW... Kind Of)

The Greatest Karaoke Video Of All Time
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Warning: This video features people dancing in a sexual way who very nearly remove their clothing. It's uncomfortable and you don't want your boss to see you watching it.

We have found our new favorite YouTube channel. HolwagerKaraoke, the home of BnB Productions, is a treasure trove of awful karaoke versions of popular songs, accompanied by insane graphics and effects.

As far as we're concerned, this is the definitive version of "Blurred Lines." Sorry, Robin Thicke, but your song needed to sound like it had been recorded by a few drunk dudes in a lounge adjacent to a strip club. How else could the pathos and shame really shine through?

Check out BnB's version of "Blurred Lines" above and click over to their YouTube channel for other instant classics by The Lumineers, Lorde and Michael Jackson.

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16 Best People Ever On The News
Meatball Enthusiast (01 of16)
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Aren't we all? (credit:<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/2d41a244c8/the-funniest-descriptions-of-interview-subjects-the-news-has-ever-broadcast#slide4" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="funny or die" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/2d41a244c8/the-funniest-descriptions-of-interview-subjects-the-news-has-ever-broadcast#slide4" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="18" data-vars-position-in-unit="24">funny or die</a> via <a href="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lif55pD44m1qzcg69o1_500.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="tumblr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lif55pD44m1qzcg69o1_500.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="19" data-vars-position-in-unit="25">tumblr</a>)
Angry Cat Owner(02 of16)
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Is there any other kind? (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/54978418@N05/5914087009/sizes/l/in/photostream/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="flickr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/54978418@N05/5914087009/sizes/l/in/photostream/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="17" data-vars-position-in-unit="23">flickr</a>)
Teen Exorcist(03 of16)
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For Brynne, exorcism isn't just a fun after-school activity, it's her life. (credit:<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4733008/men-and-women-with-the-worlds-weirdest-job-titles.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="thesun.co.uk" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4733008/men-and-women-with-the-worlds-weirdest-job-titles.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="16" data-vars-position-in-unit="22">thesun.co.uk</a>)
Writer/Wizard/Mall Santa/Rasputin Impersonator(04 of16)
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Where does he find the time? (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/KjrCA.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="imgur " data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/KjrCA.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="14" data-vars-position-in-unit="20">imgur </a>via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/JiggleBiscuits" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/user/JiggleBiscuits" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="15" data-vars-position-in-unit="21">reddit</a>)
Airport Dude(05 of16)
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Want. (credit:<a href="http://www.insidethecbc.com/caption/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="insidethecbc" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.insidethecbc.com/caption/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="18">insidethecbc</a> via r<a href="http://www.reddit.com/domain/insidethecbc.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="eddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/domain/insidethecbc.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="13" data-vars-position-in-unit="19">eddit</a>)
One Angry Guy(06 of16)
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Update: This news story made Gerald extremely angry. (credit:<a href="http://xaxor.com/funny-pics/funny-crazy-tv-news-captions-part-2.html/attachment/crazy-tv-news-captions-part2-10" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="xaxor" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://xaxor.com/funny-pics/funny-crazy-tv-news-captions-part-2.html/attachment/crazy-tv-news-captions-part2-10" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="17">xaxor</a>)
Erotic Boutique Owner(07 of16)
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Helen Wolff had always been wild, but opening an erotic boutique at 65, was a shock to everyone. (credit:<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/350a6cebdd/great-moments-in-news-captions#slide2" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Funny or Die" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/350a6cebdd/great-moments-in-news-captions#slide2" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="15">Funny or Die</a> via <a href="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Mike Sacks " data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="16">Mike Sacks </a>)
Freelance Sperm Donor(08 of16)
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He's all about giving. (credit:<a href="http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/01/23/ive-found-you-a-gentlemen-a-new-job/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="comedy central" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/01/23/ive-found-you-a-gentlemen-a-new-job/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">comedy central</a>)
Wedgie-Proof Inventor(09 of16)
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Wait, is this a wedgie-proof item of some kind or a wedgie-related theorem? (credit:<a href="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Mike Sacks" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="13">Mike Sacks</a>)
Likes Portable Toilets(10 of16)
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Not loves... likes. (credit:<a href="http://www.kulfoto.com/funny-pictures/14755/kevin-likes-portable-toilets" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="kulfoto" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.kulfoto.com/funny-pictures/14755/kevin-likes-portable-toilets" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">kulfoto</a>)
Unprofessional Waxer(11 of16)
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He just can't commit to pursuing it professionally. (credit:<a href="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Mike Sacks" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">Mike Sacks</a>)
Lives Behind Gas Station(12 of16)
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Alternate option: Wears Bear Hat Near Gas Station (credit:<a href="http://thechive.com/2012/06/21/tv-and-news-captions-its-hard-to-believe-actually-happened-35-photos/funny-news-captions-fails-16/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="thechive" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://thechive.com/2012/06/21/tv-and-news-captions-its-hard-to-believe-actually-happened-35-photos/funny-news-captions-fails-16/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">thechive</a>)
Not Wearing Any Pants(13 of16)
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Guy Who's Not Dead(14 of16)
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When you think about it, it's pretty surprising that any of us are here. (credit:<a href="http://veracitystew.com/2011/03/31/top-12-fox-news-fails-pics/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Veracity Stew" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://veracitystew.com/2011/03/31/top-12-fox-news-fails-pics/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="2" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">Veracity Stew</a>)
Urinated In Reservoir(15 of16)
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He pees by his own rules. (credit:<a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="ebaumsworld" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">ebaumsworld</a>)
Cool Kid(16 of16)
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Did he become cool before or after he got on the news? (credit:<a href="http://thechive.com/2012/11/24/top-notch-journalism-at-its-best-34-photos/funny-news-15/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="The Chive" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad346de4b04234e857f9ca" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://thechive.com/2012/11/24/top-notch-journalism-at-its-best-34-photos/funny-news-15/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">The Chive</a>)