Please Don't Make Us Give Directions To Any Of These Places

Please Don't Make Us Give Directions To Any Of These Places
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You want to go where?! Well, all right. Here goes nothing.

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To start, you'll want to head down...
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Then, make a right on...
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Uh, well, then you'll take the exit for... Hmm...
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Wait, wait, I think you missed a turn somewhere on...
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Ah, okay. Now you'll head straight down... Uhhh...
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And then -- Is it hot in here? -- Take a right on...
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Do NOT stop on this one. I repeat, DO NOT STOP.
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Phew. Okay, so you're going to see a sign for... Umm...
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And you'll know you've arrived when... Oh, oh dear...
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That's it! Thank God. You're... Here?
Now, please don't ever ask us for directions again.

Before You Go

The Most Inappropriate Business Names
Taliban Food Centre(01 of48)
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Camel Towing(02 of48)
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Perfect example of a pun gone wrong. (Via Asylum)
Gun Shop(03 of48)
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Raper Shop(04 of48)
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puzzlesguide:
Well , they were playing rap music...
Moist Realtors(05 of48)
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Sometimes naming your business after yourself doesn't really work in your favor. We're looking at you, Mr. Moist. (Via The Daily What)
The Hindenburger(06 of48)
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So when you bite into one of their flame-broiled burgers, just imagine the tragedy that killed dozens of Germans in a fiery crash over 70 years ago. Yum! (Via Torontoist/Val Dodge)
Two Ladies And A Bucket(07 of48)
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Please don't tell us this is a sequel to "Two Girls One Cup." (Via Buzzfeed)
S.T.D. Liquors(08 of48)
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They conveniently named the liquor store after what can happen to if you drink too much of it. (Via Twitpic)
Dumploads OnUs(09 of48)
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These junk removal specialists have a bit of a self-esteem issue.(Via The High Definite)
Cubic Hair(10 of48)
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Sometimes puns can be cute, but this one just gives you the wrong idea. (Via bspcn.com)
Dirty Dick's(11 of48)
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Let's shop here!(12 of48)
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davidmkirby:
In NC, reportedly a family name. There is a restaurant in the complex with the same name with "Diner" at the end.
Fochtman(13 of48)
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Pop's(14 of48)
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Elizabeth Seitman:
Pop's Tranny Shop: Not sure what their specialty REALLY is
Kum & Go(15 of48)
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nicolaim:
Chain of gas stations with convenience stores in the midwest.
Skinny Dicks Half Way Inn(16 of48)
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Analtech? Really?(17 of48)
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LadyFriend:
I don't want to know...
Fook Yuen Seafood Restaurant, Honolulu HI(18 of48)
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fabshelly:
I took this photo of the restaurant on the corner near our apartment in McCully, Honolulu, HI.Right back at ya, babe!
Master Baiter's Sportsfishing & Tackle(19 of48)
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Brian Carlton:
Read their tagline on the window!
FAG Bearings(20 of48)
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Fuk-U Sushi(21 of48)
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Thai Bakery(22 of48)
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Thai Drink Station(23 of48)
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S&M Family Mart(24 of48)
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eazye:
I think they sell clothes?
Pink Taco. Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, California.(25 of48)
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Mr Cock(26 of48)
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Jonathan England:
uhhh... (bariloche, argentina)
Hammered, the liquor store(27 of48)
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Uriah Steel:
Inappropriate, or very appropriate?
The Camel Toe Bar(28 of48)
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Bunghole Liquors, Salem, MA(29 of48)
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maxpower212:
Snapped this from a moving car last spring. Although "bunghole" is an alcohol term, the juxtaposition makes this ridiculous.
Hair Bangers(30 of48)
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Pho King Way(31 of48)
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Cliff Sees:
And when they go out of business, there'll be no Pho King Way!
Hoar Construction(32 of48)
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bhammama:
An employee said many of the admin department refer to themselves as "just a bunch of old Hoars."
Phuket Thai(33 of48)
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DeeKaye:
Believe it or not, this is in the same shopping mall as Fook Yuen.
Myrtle Beach SC(34 of48)
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Itsmyland2:
SuckBang Blow Restaurant and Bar near Myrtle Beach SC
Hung Far Low(35 of48)
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Liz Tener:
good to know!!
Dong's in Tulsa(36 of48)
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calloy:
a gun and ammo superstore
Poo Ping Restaurant(37 of48)
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Mott Smith:
I guess if you're trying to lose weight . . .
Won Kok(38 of48)
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socaltriton:
Just One?
Ho-Made Diner(39 of48)
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jayetaye:
Do NOT eat the tacos!
T & A anyone??(40 of48)
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Micaturtle:
Location: Sioux Falls, SDTheir slogan is "T & A Service has it all" ;)
Our Dad's Dream Lives On(41 of48)
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Allison McCartney:
What dream was that?
Pho King Restaurant(42 of48)
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Rafael Marquez:
In Austin, TX on Parmer lane near a large computer manufacturer's campus.
Poison Bakery(43 of48)
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andrew eastman:
Their donuts really are to die for.
Dong Bang Grovery, Atlanta GA(44 of48)
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William Hester:
I guess you get a bang for your buck here.
Mei Dick Barber Shop(45 of48)
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Inapropriate(46 of48)
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Josh Schulman:
Ya just read it carefully
Sandy Balls(47 of48)
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Josh Schulman:
look at this
Sandy Balls(48 of48)
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Josh Schulman:
Ya read it