There's really only one step to making your own fireworks: DON'T.
Just don't, no matter what Mr. Forthright says above.
Before You Go
Most Patriotic Etsy Items
Hair Extensions(01 of35)
One simple clip and your hair becomes a symbol of national pride. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/68721894/american-and-proud-10-pack-patriotic?ref=sr_gallery_43&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=18&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/68721894/american-and-proud-10-pack-patriotic?ref=sr_gallery_43&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=18&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="33" data-vars-position-in-unit="34">Etsy</a>)
Wine Glass(02 of35)
Works best with American wines. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/91296229/personalized-wine-glasses-new-england?ref=sr_gallery_42&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=27&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/91296229/personalized-wine-glasses-new-england?ref=sr_gallery_42&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=27&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="32" data-vars-position-in-unit="33">Etsy</a>)
Wooden Hot Air Balloon(03 of35)
About time someone made one of these. (credit:<a href="http://etsy.me/Lb5vRE" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://etsy.me/Lb5vRE" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="31" data-vars-position-in-unit="32">Etsy</a>)
Wine Bottle Necklace(04 of35)
A subtle hint of the nation's colors. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99825422/copper-butterfly-wine-bottle-necklace?ref=sr_gallery_22&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=28&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99825422/copper-butterfly-wine-bottle-necklace?ref=sr_gallery_22&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=28&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="30" data-vars-position-in-unit="31">Etsy</a>)
Star Soaps(05 of35)
The stars on the American flag in soap-form. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/73205797/patriotic-stars-guest-soaps-softly?ref=sr_gallery_44&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=8&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/73205797/patriotic-stars-guest-soaps-softly?ref=sr_gallery_44&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=8&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="29" data-vars-position-in-unit="30">Etsy</a>)
Fake Cupcakes(06 of35)
Delicious-looking patriotic cupcakes that you can't eat because they're not actually food. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/97280101/fake-cupcakes-red-white-and-blue?ref=sr_gallery_8&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=3&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/97280101/fake-cupcakes-red-white-and-blue?ref=sr_gallery_8&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=3&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="28" data-vars-position-in-unit="29">Etsy</a>)
Straws(07 of35)
Never have to drink through a country-neutral straw again. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/97042571/paper-straws-150-red-blue-stars-paper?ref=sr_gallery_43&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=27&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/97042571/paper-straws-150-red-blue-stars-paper?ref=sr_gallery_43&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=27&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="27" data-vars-position-in-unit="28">Etsy</a>)
Tutu(08 of35)
A nice patriotic break from the same old boring pink tutus. (credit:<a href="http://etsy.me/JW2ng8" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://etsy.me/JW2ng8" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="26" data-vars-position-in-unit="27">Etsy</a>)
Dog Collar(09 of35)
So what if your dog doesn't understand the concept of different groups of people separated by various governments? Doesn't mean they can't still be patriotic. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/98328334/dog-collar-patriotic-4th-of-july?ref=sr_gallery_9&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=18&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/98328334/dog-collar-patriotic-4th-of-july?ref=sr_gallery_9&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=18&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="25" data-vars-position-in-unit="26">Etsy</a>)
Pint Jars(10 of35)
Finally, patriotic jars. (credit:<a href="http://etsy.me/Lb6dOQ" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://etsy.me/Lb6dOQ" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="24" data-vars-position-in-unit="25">Etsy</a>)
Top Hat(11 of35)
Pretty subtle, but still effective. (credit:<a href="http://etsy.me/Jz7qmZ" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://etsy.me/Jz7qmZ" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="23" data-vars-position-in-unit="24">Etsy</a>)
Hula Hoop(12 of35)
Hula hoop with some pride. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/79535756/custom-fireworks-hoola-hoop-red-white?ref=sr_gallery_39&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=64&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/79535756/custom-fireworks-hoola-hoop-red-white?ref=sr_gallery_39&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=64&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="22" data-vars-position-in-unit="23">Etsy</a>)
Tissue Box Holder(13 of35)
No more boring, unpatriotic tissue boxes. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85608158/patriotic-tissue-box-holder-forth-of?ref=sr_gallery_11&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=36&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85608158/patriotic-tissue-box-holder-forth-of?ref=sr_gallery_11&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=36&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="21" data-vars-position-in-unit="22">Etsy</a>)
Flask(14 of35)
Fall under the judging gaze of an eagle as you become more and more inebriated. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/95390746/patriotic-flask-6oz?ref=sr_gallery_17&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=44&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/95390746/patriotic-flask-6oz?ref=sr_gallery_17&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=44&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="20" data-vars-position-in-unit="21">Etsy</a>)
Tic Tac Holder(15 of35)
The regular, non-patriotic Tic Tac boxes just won't cut it. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99559005/fireworks-tic-tac-holder-party-favor?ref=sr_gallery_20&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=64&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99559005/fireworks-tic-tac-holder-party-favor?ref=sr_gallery_20&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=64&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="19" data-vars-position-in-unit="20">Etsy</a>)
Tart Burner(16 of35)
Only for patriotic fragrances. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99532311/red-and-blue-fused-glass-tart-burner?ref=sr_gallery_38&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=64&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99532311/red-and-blue-fused-glass-tart-burner?ref=sr_gallery_38&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=64&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="18" data-vars-position-in-unit="19">Etsy</a>)
Patriotic Bowl Fillers(17 of35)
Need something to fill all those empty bowls in your house? Look no further than these patriotic bowl fillers. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99360548/primitive-patriotic-stars-bowl-fillers?ref=sr_gallery_41&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=38&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99360548/primitive-patriotic-stars-bowl-fillers?ref=sr_gallery_41&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=38&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="17" data-vars-position-in-unit="18">Etsy</a>)
Flip Flops(18 of35)
The most patriotic flip flops around. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99029454/flip-flops-with-patriotic-balloons?ref=sr_gallery_18&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=45&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99029454/flip-flops-with-patriotic-balloons?ref=sr_gallery_18&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=45&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="16" data-vars-position-in-unit="17">Etsy</a>)
Hook Bookmark(19 of35)
Guaranteed to be the most patriotic hook/bookmark available in today's market. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/74443894/shepherd-hook-bookmark-proud-to-be-an?ref=sr_gallery_18&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=64&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/74443894/shepherd-hook-bookmark-proud-to-be-an?ref=sr_gallery_18&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=64&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="15" data-vars-position-in-unit="16">Etsy</a>)
Uncle Sam Whirligig(20 of35)
A wooden whirligig of Uncle Sam with American flags for hands. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99671500/uncle-sam-whirligig-yard-art?ref=sr_gallery_39&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=45&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99671500/uncle-sam-whirligig-yard-art?ref=sr_gallery_39&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=45&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="14" data-vars-position-in-unit="15">Etsy</a>)
Sunglasses(21 of35)
Protect your eyes from dangerous UV rays, while also reflecting some national pride back at the Sun. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99661713/new-celebrate-america-tortoise-hellcat?ref=sr_gallery_32&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=62&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99661713/new-celebrate-america-tortoise-hellcat?ref=sr_gallery_32&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=62&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="13" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">Etsy</a>)
Soap Popsicle(22 of35)
A red, white and blue popsicle made out of soap a warm summer day of hand washing. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99830536/american-rocket-soapsicle?ref=sr_gallery_22&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=59&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99830536/american-rocket-soapsicle?ref=sr_gallery_22&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=59&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="13">Etsy</a>)
Uncle Sam Dog Hat(23 of35)
Finally, a patriotic hat made for dogs. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99106026/american-patriotic-uncle-sam-dog-hat?ref=sr_gallery_26&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=35&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99106026/american-patriotic-uncle-sam-dog-hat?ref=sr_gallery_26&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=35&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">Etsy</a>)
Feather Tree(24 of35)
Only red, white and blue feathers on this tree. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/67155327/fourth-of-july-feather-tree-patriotic?ref=sr_gallery_5&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=87&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/67155327/fourth-of-july-feather-tree-patriotic?ref=sr_gallery_5&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=87&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">Etsy</a>)
Uncle Sam Wine Stopper(25 of35)
Uncle Sam is thrilled to keep your wine fresh. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/73119353/uncle-sam-wine-stopper?ref=sr_gallery_26&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=96&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/73119353/uncle-sam-wine-stopper?ref=sr_gallery_26&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=96&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">Etsy</a>)
Washcloth Set(26 of35)
Have to use all three at the same time to get the combination of the red, white and blue washcloths.
Cupcake Holders(27 of35)
Makes your cupcakes so much more delicious. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/75884957/stars-cupcake-wrappers-in-your-choice-of?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=85&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/75884957/stars-cupcake-wrappers-in-your-choice-of?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=85&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">Etsy</a>)
Whistle(28 of35)
A red, white and blue whistle made from Coca-Cola bottle caps. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81232541/cocacola-flag-and-boy-scout-whistle?ref=sr_gallery_34&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=72&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81232541/cocacola-flag-and-boy-scout-whistle?ref=sr_gallery_34&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=72&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">Etsy</a>)
Cutlery(29 of35)
A patriotic fork, spoon and spreader. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/98161080/beaded-patriotic-appetizer-serving-set?ref=sr_gallery_27&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=72&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/98161080/beaded-patriotic-appetizer-serving-set?ref=sr_gallery_27&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=72&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">Etsy</a>)
Wine Bag(30 of35)
The most patriotic way to transport that bottle of 1992 Merlot. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/97894830/patriotic-wine-bottle-bag?ref=sr_gallery_29&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=96&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/97894830/patriotic-wine-bottle-bag?ref=sr_gallery_29&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=96&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">Etsy</a>)
Patriotic Bear(31 of35)
No question of this bear's national pride. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/96682784/patriotic-bear-handmade-bear-fourth-of?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=109&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/96682784/patriotic-bear-handmade-bear-fourth-of?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=109&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="5">Etsy</a>)
Uncle Sam Wall Art(32 of35)
Uncle Sam's smiling face affixed to your wall. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/74186272/uncle-sam-wall-art?ref=sr_gallery_24&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=102&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/74186272/uncle-sam-wall-art?ref=sr_gallery_24&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=102&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="3" data-vars-position-in-unit="4">Etsy</a>)
Zipper Charm(33 of35)
Liven up those normal, unpatriotic zippers. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/98738647/patriotic-zipper-pullpurse-charm?ref=sr_gallery_5&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=95&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/98738647/patriotic-zipper-pullpurse-charm?ref=sr_gallery_5&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=95&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="2" data-vars-position-in-unit="3">Etsy</a>)
Baby Leg Warmers(34 of35)
Finally some patriotic leg warmer options for babies. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99087475/red-ruffle-legwarmer-with-blue-and-white?ref=sr_gallery_41&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=67&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/99087475/red-ruffle-legwarmer-with-blue-and-white?ref=sr_gallery_41&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=67&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="2">Etsy</a>)
Scrabble Tile Pendant(35 of35)
The most patriotic Scrabble tile. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/82316237/scrabble-tile-pendant-heavenly-flag?ref=sr_gallery_42&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=104&ga_search_type=handmade" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad3b76e4b04234e8584cb7" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/82316237/scrabble-tile-pendant-heavenly-flag?ref=sr_gallery_42&ga_search_query=memorial+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_page=104&ga_search_type=handmade" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="1">Etsy</a>)