"Dude. WTF happened? One minute, I'm on the hottest television show of all time and married to the hottest man in the universe. And the next, I'm forty, single, my ovaries are drying up, and I'm driving a motherfucking rickshaw. I knew I should've become a Scientologist when I had the chance. FML"
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