Meatball Enthusiast (01 of16)
Open Image ModalAren't we all? (credit:<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/2d41a244c8/the-funniest-descriptions-of-interview-subjects-the-news-has-ever-broadcast#slide4" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="funny or die" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/2d41a244c8/the-funniest-descriptions-of-interview-subjects-the-news-has-ever-broadcast#slide4" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="18" data-vars-position-in-unit="20">funny or die</a> via <a href="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lif55pD44m1qzcg69o1_500.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="tumblr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lif55pD44m1qzcg69o1_500.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="19" data-vars-position-in-unit="21">tumblr</a>)
Angry Cat Owner(02 of16)
Open Image ModalIs there any other kind? (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/54978418@N05/5914087009/sizes/l/in/photostream/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="flickr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/54978418@N05/5914087009/sizes/l/in/photostream/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="17" data-vars-position-in-unit="19">flickr</a>)
Teen Exorcist(03 of16)
Open Image ModalFor Brynne, exorcism isn't just a fun after-school activity, it's her life. (credit:<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4733008/men-and-women-with-the-worlds-weirdest-job-titles.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="thesun.co.uk" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4733008/men-and-women-with-the-worlds-weirdest-job-titles.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="16" data-vars-position-in-unit="18">thesun.co.uk</a>)
Writer/Wizard/Mall Santa/Rasputin Impersonator(04 of16)
Open Image ModalWhere does he find the time? (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/KjrCA.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="imgur " data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/KjrCA.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="14" data-vars-position-in-unit="16">imgur </a>via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/JiggleBiscuits" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/user/JiggleBiscuits" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="15" data-vars-position-in-unit="17">reddit</a>)
Airport Dude(05 of16)
Open Image ModalWant. (credit:<a href="http://www.insidethecbc.com/caption/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="insidethecbc" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.insidethecbc.com/caption/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">insidethecbc</a> via r<a href="http://www.reddit.com/domain/insidethecbc.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="eddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/domain/insidethecbc.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="13" data-vars-position-in-unit="15">eddit</a>)
One Angry Guy(06 of16)
Open Image ModalUpdate: This news story made Gerald extremely angry. (credit:<a href="http://xaxor.com/funny-pics/funny-crazy-tv-news-captions-part-2.html/attachment/crazy-tv-news-captions-part2-10" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="xaxor" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://xaxor.com/funny-pics/funny-crazy-tv-news-captions-part-2.html/attachment/crazy-tv-news-captions-part2-10" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="13">xaxor</a>)
Erotic Boutique Owner(07 of16)
Open Image ModalHelen Wolff had always been wild, but opening an erotic boutique at 65, was a shock to everyone. (credit:<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/350a6cebdd/great-moments-in-news-captions#slide2" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Funny or Die" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/350a6cebdd/great-moments-in-news-captions#slide2" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">Funny or Die</a> via <a href="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Mike Sacks " data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">Mike Sacks </a>)
Freelance Sperm Donor(08 of16)
Open Image ModalHe's all about giving. (credit:<a href="http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/01/23/ive-found-you-a-gentlemen-a-new-job/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="comedy central" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/01/23/ive-found-you-a-gentlemen-a-new-job/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">comedy central</a>)
Wedgie-Proof Inventor(09 of16)
Open Image ModalWait, is this a wedgie-proof item of some kind or a wedgie-related theorem? (credit:<a href="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Mike Sacks" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">Mike Sacks</a>)
Likes Portable Toilets(10 of16)
Open Image ModalNot loves... likes. (credit:<a href="http://www.kulfoto.com/funny-pictures/14755/kevin-likes-portable-toilets" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="kulfoto" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.kulfoto.com/funny-pictures/14755/kevin-likes-portable-toilets" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">kulfoto</a>)
Unprofessional Waxer(11 of16)
Open Image ModalHe just can't commit to pursuing it professionally. (credit:<a href="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Mike Sacks" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">Mike Sacks</a>)
Lives Behind Gas Station(12 of16)
Open Image ModalAlternate option: Wears Bear Hat Near Gas Station (credit:<a href="http://thechive.com/2012/06/21/tv-and-news-captions-its-hard-to-believe-actually-happened-35-photos/funny-news-captions-fails-16/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="thechive" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://thechive.com/2012/06/21/tv-and-news-captions-its-hard-to-believe-actually-happened-35-photos/funny-news-captions-fails-16/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">thechive</a>)
Not Wearing Any Pants(13 of16)
Open Image ModalAnd proud of it! (credit:<a href="http://tumblrisforlulz.tumblr.com/post/566526544" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="tumblr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://tumblrisforlulz.tumblr.com/post/566526544" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="3" data-vars-position-in-unit="5">tumblr</a>)
Guy Who's Not Dead(14 of16)
Open Image ModalWhen you think about it, it's pretty surprising that any of us are here. (credit:<a href="http://veracitystew.com/2011/03/31/top-12-fox-news-fails-pics/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Veracity Stew" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://veracitystew.com/2011/03/31/top-12-fox-news-fails-pics/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="2" data-vars-position-in-unit="4">Veracity Stew</a>)
Urinated In Reservoir(15 of16)
Open Image ModalHe pees by his own rules. (credit:<a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="ebaumsworld" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="3">ebaumsworld</a>)
Cool Kid(16 of16)
Open Image ModalDid he become cool before or after he got on the news? (credit:<a href="http://thechive.com/2012/11/24/top-notch-journalism-at-its-best-34-photos/funny-news-15/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="The Chive" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2df3e4b04234e857bb47" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://thechive.com/2012/11/24/top-notch-journalism-at-its-best-34-photos/funny-news-15/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="2">The Chive</a>)