Omni Is A New App That Will Do Everything For You — Poorly!

If your app isn't stretching itself thin, it doesn't love you.

If you’re app users like us, you’ve probably thought, “Gee, I love Instagram, but how do I date these people? And I need pizza!”

College Humor presents the new everything app, Omni. Instead of multiple apps, each specialized to do one thing well, Omni inexplicably takes the reins for them all!

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New Uses For Old Emojis
"I'm standing right behind you."(01 of23)
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"I drank too much coffee today."(02 of23)
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"Let's get lunch at Burger King."(03 of23)
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"You have a piece of lint on you."(04 of23)
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"It's time to pick up your weirdo twins from dance class."(05 of23)
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"Your hair stylist left the scissors in."(06 of23)
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"Hey, I just got your text message from the 1990s."(07 of23)
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"Sorry about my Cheeto dust fingers."(08 of23)
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"I'm deathly afraid of triangles."(09 of23)
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"Wait, I just need to put my head on."(10 of23)
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"The eggs you bought are expired."(11 of23)
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"I would kiss you if you didn't have a human heart on your head."(12 of23)
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"I keep all my pens under lock and key."(13 of23)
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"Just taught the baby how to pour some out for his homies."(14 of23)
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"I'm afraid the ninja stars are too close to your heart to operate."(15 of23)
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"BRB, Have to get another hole drilled in my bowling ball."(16 of23)
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"Your piano was destroyed, but I salvaged a piece of it."(17 of23)
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"The leaves are regrowing their eyelashes."(18 of23)
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"We're all out of sporks."(19 of23)
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"You've been added to my rolodex of 'Creepy People.'"(20 of23)
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"Do you know where the keys to these handcuffs are?"(21 of23)
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"I bought a beatboxing monkey, just FYI."(22 of23)
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"The more you know..."(23 of23)
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