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17 Turkeys Who Think They're Better Than You
They got the silver platter out for me... just sayin'.(01 of17)
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On your best day, you've never looked this good.(02 of17)
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Oh, you went to college? Yeah, I didn't need to.(03 of17)
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Sorry, I can't explain what being successful feels like.(04 of17)
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I'm sure that one improv show you did was good, too.(05 of17)
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Tiny gourds want to be close to me. You wouldn't get it.(06 of17)
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Your band is totally going to take off.(07 of17)
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I can't help being hot. Clearly, you can, though.(08 of17)
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Your parents love me more than you.(09 of17)
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Get a job.(10 of17)
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Of course your kids aren't ashamed of you... per se.(11 of17)
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You've been going to the gym? I can totally tell.(12 of17)
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Maybe if you were perfectly charred you could find love.(13 of17)
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Keep following your dreams... it's adorable.(14 of17)
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No one wants to smother you in gravy. Think about that.(15 of17)
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I'm beautiful on the inside, too. You, however...(16 of17)
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Some people just can't make others happy. Live with it.(17 of17)
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