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15 Rejected Magazine Pitches

Here are a bunch of ideas I pitched to a slew of magazines who told me "no"/"please stop emailing us and sending our entire company friendship bracelets or we will file a restraining order." :(.
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Here are a bunch of ideas I pitched to a slew of magazines who told me "no"/"please stop emailing us and sending our entire company friendship bracelets or we will file a restraining order." :(.

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