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17 Tiny Pigs With Unrealistic Life Goals (PHOTOS)

17 Tiny Pigs Who Need To Get Real
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These tiny pigs think they have it all figured out, but they are due for a rude awakening.

1. Little pig, you expect an Etsy store to be your only source of income in such an oversaturated marketplace???

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2. The odds of needing a tiny pig extra on "Law & Order: SVU" are so low.

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3. How many pages exactly do you have written of this "great American novel," tiny pig?

4. Who would even drive you to the 'America's Got Talent' auditions anyway, tiny pig?

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5. Form a band??? Come on, guys.

6. Nevermind breaking into the business, you really think you'd find modeling fulfilling with your personality, tiny pig?

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7. Hey tiny pig, no gallery wants to display your "art."

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8. You guys, to be honest, that short film idea sounds truly awful.

9. Look tiny pig, no one wanted to have to say this, but Beyonce is already married. To Jay-Z. And it doesn't look like their marriage is going to end anytime soon you sweet little fool.

10. Oh piglet, you're no where near good enough at wrestling to turn pro.

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11. Cool it with the Kickstarter, piggy. Someone already came up with that app.

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12. Let's say you did finish culinary school and rounded up the capital, you're too tiny to drive a cupcake food truck.

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13. Oh tiny pig, the fashion blog bubble burst years ago.

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14. We know you've been to A LOT of open mics, tiny pig, we know.

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15. The movie "Babe" came out less than 20 years ago. It's not time for a remake, guys.

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16. Nobody told you "America's Next Top Dance Crew" got canceled? Back to dancing in the parking lot of K-Mart, piglets.

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17. Take off those wellies, little pig. No one's coming to your poetry slam.

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24 Tiny Turtles Who Need A Reality Check
Do you think life is a game? It's time to stop eating that strawberry and get a job.(01 of24)
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Oh, sure, it's all fun and games until someone with giant fingers leaves you for a younger, hotter tiny turtle.(02 of24)
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What could you possibly accomplish with your life? You're smaller than a banana.(03 of24)
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Go ahead, just keep eating mashed potatoes like no one's dying of hunger.(04 of24)
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You think it's cute to showcase your vulnerability like this? You're a fool.(05 of24)
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One morning you're going to wake up and that finger isn't going to be there for you anymore.(06 of24)
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Nobody cares about anything you have to say, baby sea turtle. They just want to talk themselves.(07 of24)
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You may be adorable, but one day someone's going to mistake you for a rock, the way nature intended, and it's going to hurt, feeling that inconsequential(08 of24)
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What are you doing with your life?(09 of24)
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Oh, look at us, we're three tiny turtles all in a row. Well, NEWSFLASH: life is full of pain.(10 of24)
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Whee! Being a turtle is so fun! But remember, when you try to go to sleep at night and it's dark and you're alone, you have to live with yourself.(11 of24)
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Just flop around in the sand like no one was murdered today.(12 of24)
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Oh that's really cute. Did you think of that on your own? No.(13 of24)
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Not only does this penny show your scale, tiny guy, it's a reminder that you've never earned a penny a day in your life.(14 of24)
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Swim little turtle, as if life has meaning.(15 of24)
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Sure, someone's holding you now, but can you trust this person? How well do you really know this hand?(16 of24)
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Sure, this woman is feeding you a flower, but she doesn't take you seriously. You're just one big joke to everyone who knows you.(17 of24)
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What are you doing? Do you even know?(18 of24)
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Honestly, you were better off on your own. This giant hand doesn't love you in a pure way. It wants something in return.(19 of24)
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Maybe you've got a little buddy there to help you eat a strawberry three times the size of your body, but we all die alone.(20 of24)
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Welcome to the world, newborn turtle. Love is a lie made up to sell you worthless products.(21 of24)
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That's right, just go back inside your shell because no one out here will ever truly understand you.(22 of24)
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So you think you can just cruise through life relying on handouts?(23 of24)
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Wipe that smug smile off your face. Do you not read the news?(24 of24)
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