Meet My Son Spike, My Schnauzer Samantha

Traditional monikers like Fido have virtually disappeared, to be replaced by popular people names. In fact, looking at the list of top names for dogs might make your head spin as it's so similar to the top babies' names lists.
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When Mike Myers recently named his son Spike, there were several comments on Nameberry.com and on our Facebook page along the lines of: "Did his wife have a puppy?" and "Bit doggy for me." Not very kind, perhaps, but it does bring back the subject of the blurring of the line between human and canine names, at a time when babies are being named Buster and Buddy, and pups are commonly called Chloe and Mia.

So little Spike won't be alone in his name zone. Other celebs have provided him with a number of comparably-named prospective (if older) playmates. There's Michelle Hicks and Jonny Lee Miller's Buster, Rosanne Barr's Buck, Jamie Oliver's Buddy Bear and Alicia Silverstone's Bear, Justine Bateman's Duke, Damon Dash's Lucky, Gerard Way's Bandit and Robert Rodriguez's Rocket, as well as the poodle-ready Coco (Courtney Cox and David Arquette), Gigi (Cynthia Rowley), Fifi (Bob Geldof) and Zuzu (Tania Peterson).

But are these still the kinds of names that are actually given to dogs today, when they are considered more members of the family than pets? The answer is a resounding no! Traditional monikers like Fido and Rover, Spot, and Champ have virtually disappeared, to be replaced by popular people names. In fact, looking at the list of top names for dogs might make your head spin as it's so similar to the top babies' names lists.

Here are some of the leading canine names, with their comparative dog and human popularity rankings (puppy numbers on the left, kids on the right), so you won't be too surprised if a Corgi comes running when you call out your child's name in the park:

And here for an added bit of trivial pursuit, a comparison of some celebrities' naming styles for their human and pet darlings:

Celebrity Dog And Baby Names
Adam Sandler(01 of21)
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Children: Sadie, Sunny Dog: Meatball (credit:Bauer Griffin)
Gwyneth Paltrow(02 of21)
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Children: Apple, MosesDog: Holden (credit:Bauer Griffin)
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck (03 of21)
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Children: Violet, Seraphina Dog: Martha Stewart (credit:Bauer Griffin)
Kate Hudson(04 of21)
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Children: Ryder, Bingham Dog: Clara Bo (credit:Getty)
Jessica Alba(05 of21)
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Children: Honor, Haven Dog: Nancy (credit:Bauer Griffin)
Reese Witherspoon(06 of21)
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Children: Ava, Deacon Dogs: Chi Chi Rodriguez, Coco Chanel, Frank Sinatra (credit:AP)
Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick(07 of21)
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Children: James, Tabitha, MarionDog: Sally (credit:AP)
Elton John(08 of21)
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Child: Zachary Dog: Marilyn (credit:Bauer Griffin)
Gillian Anderson(09 of21)
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Children: Piper, Felix, Oscar Dogs: Cleo, Pasha (credit:AP)
Alicia Silverstone (10 of21)
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Child: Bear Blu Dogs: Samson, Scottie, Cale, Jeffrey, Lacey (credit:Bauer Griffin)
Ashlee Simpson(11 of21)
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Child: Bronx Dog: Blondie (credit:Bauer Griffin)
Helen Hunt(12 of21)
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Child: MaKena'Lei Dog: Johnny (credit:FilmMagic)
Jenna Elfman(13 of21)
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Children: Story, Easton Dog: Guinevere (credit:Getty)
Brad Garrett(14 of21)
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Child: Hope Dog: Gus (credit:Getty)
Drea De Matteo(15 of21)
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Children: Alabama, Waylon (called Blackjack) Dog: Cyrus (credit:Getty)
Courtney Cox(16 of21)
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Child: Coco Dogs: Ella, Harley, Hopper (credit:Wire Image)
Liv Tyler(17 of21)
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Child: Milo Dog: Neal (credit:Bauer Griffin)
Nicole Richie(18 of21)
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Children: Harlow, Sparrow Dogs: Foxy Cleopatra, Honeychild (credit:Bauer Griffin)
Geri Halliwell(19 of21)
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Child: Bluebell Madonna Dog: Daddie (credit:Bauer Griffin)
Ethan Hawke(20 of21)
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Children: Maya, Levon, Clementine, IndianaDog: Nina (credit:Getty)
Tori Spelling(21 of21)
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Children: Liam, Stella Dog: Mimi La Rue (credit:Bauer Griffin)

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