9 Funny Someecards To Keep You Laughing Through Valentine's Day

9 Funny Someecards To Keep You Laughing Through Valentine's Day
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You can run, but you can't hide. Valentine's Day is coming.

You tried to distract yourself this week. You listened to the continual onslaught of Brian Williams stories, you freaked out about Jon Stewart's choice to leave "The Daily Show," and you read every single review of "Fifty Shades of Grey." But starting at midnight, it's all love and cupid and mushiness for 24 hours straight.

We're here to help you through the day in the best way that we know how. Here are the week's funniest Someecards to keep you laughing through the Valentine's Day misery. Good luck!

WHY, JON, WHYYYY!
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Modern love.
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That's love, right?
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*Mostly true.
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Sigh.
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Torture.
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Fingers crossed!
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Getting desperate.
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Booze is our Valentine.
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Valentine's Day Jokes
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