It's time to face the truth. Everyone poops. Yes, even Beyoncé.
But when that poop inconveniently sends you a push notification mid-hang with bae, shit starts to get real. Literally.
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Next thing you know it's code red in the bathroom and you're doing everything in your power to cover up your disgraceful, top-secret butt bomb. Because no one can handle the crappy truth that is dropping a deuce.
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But at some point every relationship must turn into a relationshit. It's a major dating milestone. And, who knows, maybe it'll take openly going No. 2 to make you No. 1 in bae's heart.
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So ladies (and gents), seriously please take inspiration from this Elite Daily video and #freethebutthole.
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21 Things You Can Do If You Want Because YOU'RE AN ADULT
As as fully grown human, you make your own decisions.(01 of21)
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If you want to ride in the shopping cart while at the grocery store, you can do that.(02 of21)
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You get to decide what a "well-balanced breakfast" looks like.(03 of21)
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You're an adult and you say, "ALL the marshmallows in my cocoa."(04 of21)
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You're my Lunchable now, party tray.(05 of21)
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Cereal isn't just for dinner, it's also for dessert.(06 of21)
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You're an adult, dammit, and you eat what you want.(07 of21)
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You can even make your food do adult stuff if you want.(08 of21)
Your parents aren't buying your clothes anymore, which means you get to wear what you want.(09 of21)
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ANYTHING you want. Because you're a grown up with credit cards and taxes and a big human job.(10 of21)
Because worrying if you look stupid is stupid.(11 of21)
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Besides, you don't have time to worry about looking stupid, because you're a busy adult.(12 of21)
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You're too busy riding a majestic freaking unicorn.(13 of21)
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You survived high school and peer pressure and now you get to look how you want.(14 of21)
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Decorate your home however the hell you want.(15 of21)
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Fill that home with handheld video games and handheld alcohol.(16 of21)
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"I want my Fruity Pebbles in this wine glass, and I plan to drink out of it immediately following these Fruity Pebbles."(17 of21)
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Sleep in a tiny tent if you want.(18 of21)
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Or a pillow fort. In the MIDDLE OF THE ROOM.(19 of21)
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With Netflix!(20 of21)
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Because you're an ADULT, DAMMIT. Who can build an adult treehouse with lights and beer and a band.(21 of21)
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