Once upon a time, long ago, all the dads gathered together in a worldwide dad convention, and unanimously decided to do these seven dad things all the freakin' time. Why? Because they wanted to collectively embarrass their children forever and ever.
Okay, so maybe not every dad does these things, but they definitely all wear socks with their sandals. No exceptions.
Regardless, we still love them and are happy that at least Jim O'Heir from "Parks and Rec" isn't our dad. (Or are we?)
[H/T BuzzFeed]
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