Here, then, a collection of couldn’t-possibly-ever-happen news stories that are the media equivalent of being tricked into thinking your shoelace is untied. Of course, these scenarios could never actually occur. Or whatever you need to believe.
9 Utterly Improbable Headlines For April Fools' Day
Don't hold your breath waiting for these.
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