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"Giant googly eyes. The best online purchase I have made yet."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1p8vut/giant_googley_eyes_the_best_drunk_online_purchase/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1p8vut/giant_googley_eyes_the_best_drunk_online_purchase/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="18" data-vars-position-in-unit="18">Reddit</a>)"Better start training then hehehe... eh."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1s9lu6/better_start_training_then_heheheeh/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1s9lu6/better_start_training_then_heheheeh/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="17" data-vars-position-in-unit="17">Reddit</a>)"As far as drunk purchases go... I think I did okay on this one."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/135dya/as_far_as_drunk_purchases_goi_think_i_did_ok_on/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/135dya/as_far_as_drunk_purchases_goi_think_i_did_ok_on/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="16" data-vars-position-in-unit="16">Reddit</a>)"A friend of mine ordered this one night after a large quantity of wine."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/intoxicatedpurchases/comments/33ryl3/a_friend_of_mine_ordered_this_one_night_after/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/intoxicatedpurchases/comments/33ryl3/a_friend_of_mine_ordered_this_one_night_after/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="15" data-vars-position-in-unit="15">Reddit</a>)"Welp, I've done it again. Apparently 240 whippits was not enough."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1c8jeq/welp_ive_done_it_again_apparently_240_whippits/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1c8jeq/welp_ive_done_it_again_apparently_240_whippits/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="14" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">Reddit</a>)"Best drunk purchase of my life!"
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1qw6ty/best_drunk_purchase_of_my_life/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1qw6ty/best_drunk_purchase_of_my_life/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="13" data-vars-position-in-unit="13">Reddit</a>)"What's your latest drunk buy. Here's mine."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1lnlk5/what_is_your_latest_drunk_buy_here_is_mine/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1lnlk5/what_is_your_latest_drunk_buy_here_is_mine/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">Reddit</a>)"Admittedly, it's awesome and life-changing."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/22udjj/pineapple_coring_tool_admittedly_its_awesome_and/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/22udjj/pineapple_coring_tool_admittedly_its_awesome_and/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">Reddit</a>)My drunk purchase from Thursday arrived today."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2kkchi/my_drunk_purchase_from_thursday_arrived_today/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2kkchi/my_drunk_purchase_from_thursday_arrived_today/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">Reddit</a>)"Best drunk purchase I've ever made. Our lord's signature."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod/comments/33wbnj/best_drunk_purchase_ive_ever_made_our_lords/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod/comments/33wbnj/best_drunk_purchase_ive_ever_made_our_lords/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">Reddit</a>)"Best drunk art fair purchase ever."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/39uagc/best_drunk_art_fair_purchase_ever/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/39uagc/best_drunk_art_fair_purchase_ever/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">Reddit</a>)"Best drunk purchase in a while."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2n1hzg/best_drunk_purchase_in_a_while/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2n1hzg/best_drunk_purchase_in_a_while/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">Reddit</a>)"There is a correlation here, but I don't know what it is."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1c8iob/72_chinese_finger_traps_and_a_pocket_knife_there/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1c8iob/72_chinese_finger_traps_and_a_pocket_knife_there/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">Reddit</a>)"Sometimes drunk purchases aren't so bad."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2pf670/sometimes_drunk_purchases_arent_so_bad/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2pf670/sometimes_drunk_purchases_arent_so_bad/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="5">Reddit</a>)"Sometime I drink and then order things online."
(credit:<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/drunk+purchases" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Tumblr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.tumblr.com/search/drunk+purchases" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="4">Tumblr</a>)"I would make that purchase sober."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/35fira/friend_has_a_drunk_purchase_life_size_predator/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/35fira/friend_has_a_drunk_purchase_life_size_predator/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="3" data-vars-position-in-unit="3">Reddit</a>)"Went online shopping while drunk... now I own a jurassic pug."
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(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/26xjkr/a_shirt_with_my_own_beard_selfie/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="591dff5de4b094cdba527507" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/26xjkr/a_shirt_with_my_own_beard_selfie/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="1">Reddit</a>)"This was a case of drunk eBaying."
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