Cannabis Club Culinary Offerings

Actual Stoner Food: Cannabis Clubs' Varied Culinary Offerings
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When Alice B. Toklas laced a hashish fudge recipe between apple mousse and anecdotes about good friend Picasso in her 1954 cookbook, The Alice B. Toklas Cookbook, she probably had no intention of becoming an iconic name in the edibles game. The recipe itself left a legacy that has since contributed to the evolution of cannabis food.

Since Arizona, California, Colorado, Michigan, New Mexico, and 10 other states have decriminalized cannabis usage for medicinal purposes, the classic notion of stoner food is changing. From brownie to salsa, the market has certainly evolved since Toklas's cookbook and even more so since the mainstreaming of pot smoking in the late '70s. The expected -- rich, buttery dessert foods -- has transformed alongside the mainstream health food trend.

The best access for locals to fill their whole nutritional gamut is at the marijuana dispensaries which are popping up like Starbucks in those states that allow it. And while Los Angeles seems to be one of the more dispensary-dense cities, they're still awfully exclusive when it comes to entrance. For many patients, trips to the dispensary are optional thanks to delivery services and elevated at-home cooking.

Chef Mike DeLao of Cannabis Planet TV and HighTimes.com has been a personal chef for patients for years. After he sustained a sports injury, Chef Mike started medicating via edibles but found himself 40 pounds heavier. Since the weight gain he's been on a mission "to do high energy foods," with what he believes is "the most nutritious seed there is." Bringing healthy options into the mix has produced such positive patient experiences that Chef Mike loftily believes "we will be able to reverse cancer."

Coming from the East Coast, it's hard to wrap your head around the legal cannabis culture that has developed in recent years on the West Coast, and a few states across the map. Mastering the vocabulary such as indica, sativa, and hybrid, is something of a science, and not one that can be fully conquered via the web. The whole system remains elusive, as many cannabis companies don't have websites, many websites don't have product images, and many dispensaries are member-exclusive.

So, how can you get in behind the curtain to see the culinary happenings that have far-surpassed the legendary brownies? Well, remember when the gleaming power of a doctor's note was used to get you out of things, like school? For those state residents with the right permission slip, it's what gets them in. For everyone else, we've gathered a little sampling of edibles like biscuits, teas, and pizza just for you.

Cannabis Clubs' Culinary Offerings
THC Tinctures vs. Cannabutter(01 of09)
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Cannabutter has been the staple ingredient in the creation of medical edibles like baked goods, but the fat in butter has led to some obvious health concerns. We now know that THC can be dissolved in three substances: fat, alcohol, and glycerin. With the growing popularity of healthy and vegan-friendly foods, people are cooking with alcohol- and glycerin-based marijuana tinctures instead of the traditional fat-based methods.Related:Chef Mike's Medicated Salsa Recipe
The Whole Foods of Pot(02 of09)
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According to the L.A. Times' local blog, The Farmacy is one of 966 dispensaries in the Los Angeles area. This is one of the Kmart-esque setups that offers everything: edibles like macaroons and gelato, bottled drinks like THC lemonade and green tea, and even toiletries like THC-laced bath salts, breath mints and lip balm. There's also a restaurant and cooking classes, but reports are that it's become like a commercial chain store.Related:Chef Mike's Medicated Salsa Recipe
Cannabiscuits(03 of09)
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Forget the notion that marijuana-laced food will put you into a tryptophan-like food coma. Biscuits and biscottis are meant to be light, coffee mates, and these are no exception. For patients who dose accordingly, edibles can act to enable more normal routines by easing or eliminating daily pains.Greenway Compassionate Relief in Santa Cruz took home the first-ever High Times Medical Cannabis Cup for Best Edible for their stoner's blueberry biscotti.Related:Chef Mike's Medicated Salsa Recipe
Not So Virgin Olive Oil(04 of09)
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Think of Not So Virgin Olive Oil as you would any herb-infused olive oil, only this one has a medicinal focus. You can purchase it The Farmacy in Venice, Calif., for $49, $99, or $199, depending on size. Or, you can infuse it at home and to save some green to buy more green, legally of course.Related:Chef Mike's Medicated Salsa Recipe
Sweet Relief Medicated Drinks(05 of09)
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Sweet Relief is a new company developed by former Spice Market chef, Chef Jade. As is common in the cannabis market, Chef Jade got into recipe and brand development by way of injury. When she tore her shoulder, she simultaneously caught a whooping cough that prevented her from benefiting from smoking marijuana. After looking for alternative pain relief she came up with Crystal Light-like powders called Sweet Relief Medicated Drinks that are discreet and true to their label flavors. Look for this season's cider and hot chocolate with mini marshmallows.Related:Chef Mike's Medicated Salsa Recipe
All KFCs Are Not Created Equal(06 of09)
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An abandoned Kentucky Fried Chicken in Palms, Calif., has made room for another, more elite KFC. Kind For Cures opened over a year ago and makes the most of their location by offering a special "Colonel" strain of marijuana. Although they're not serving THC fried chicken (yet), customers rave about their edibles like Stoneos, widely known as chocolate-dipped wafer cookie sandwich filled with creme (kind of like Oreos), as well as candy like pot-lollipops.Related:Chef Mike's Medicated Salsa Recipe
Your Ticket to a Medicated Meal (07 of09)
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It's important for patients to have access to around-the-clock care, be it arthritis or cancer. To fill that role, Green Ticket Bakery offers a wide variety of food that can be delivered to a patient in need. Some menu standouts include: gluten-free zucchini bread, diabetic carrot cake, spring rolls, and even a holiday turkey. Time to rethink next year's Thanksgiving dinner.Related:Chef Mike's Medicated Salsa Recipe
Savory Snacks(08 of09)
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Munchies that might give you the munchies? Auntie Dolores makes an array of baked goods along with snack food like pretzels, chili-lime peanuts and "potcorn." Products are sold at dispensaries around the country.Related:Chef Mike's Medicated Salsa Recipe
Cannabis Club Condiments (09 of09)
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The fries may not be medicated but the condiments can be. At least, the spicy ketchup from Creme de Canna sure is. Some dispensaries also offer wildflower honey infused with THC, which seems like a great cure for a sore throat. Or check out Chef's Mike salsa recipe below.Related:Chef Mike's Medicated Salsa Recipe

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