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How To Go Buckwild With Your LinkedIn Account (PHOTOS)

How To Go Buckwild With Your LinkedIn Account
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Most people don't realize how fun the professional networking site, LinkedIn, is. But be careful--it can get ca-raaaazy!

1. Add a connection to your professional network! Add connections until your face falls off!

2. Diversify your contacts like you just don't care!

3. See who's viewed your profile all night long!

4. Recommend someone like you're a total maniac!

5. Hold onto your butt and ask someone to recommend you!

6. Optimize your profile's URL! Customize that sh*t!

7. Join groups related to your industry until you've lost control of your body!

8. Add apps to your profile like you just can't stop! Take a shot for every app you add!

9. Endorse a connection for a skill like you've lost your f*cking mind! How about copyediting?!

10. Upgrade to LinkedIn Premium like you have nothing left to live for!

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Inappropriate Vanity Plates
1980 Trans Am Chick-Magnet(01 of06)
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MrTrailSafety:
For several months in 1980 I photographed interesting personalized plates. This image is featured in my book "LA1980: a photo memoir" visible at http://www.blurb.com/my/book/detail/555505.
Freaky(02 of06)
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Adam Gangelhoff:
Some people share this information only with their lovers, some people share it with the world.
Wow(03 of06)
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Christian A Robinson:
I'll bet her neighbors are friendly
Maybe his initials are really BJ, but I doubt it.(04 of06)
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Dean Curtis:
Is he offering, or requesting?
On a Ferrari!(05 of06)
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uogambler:
How Vain Can You Get?(06 of06)
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Hank Butler:
The squad spotted this vanity plate at a recent car show in Rosemont, IL. You think this guy put the "V" in vanity? Sure he has a cool ride and the bling to have put it all together but what do you think that plate says about the whole package. The captain gives this owner a good pass for the effective use of letters but if we were handing out citations for, "how vain can a person be", this owner would clear the budget deficit!
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