If you're like us, you're feeling really obligated to buy the royal baby a gift but are overwhelmed by all the great choices out there. Don't worry, we've got you covered.
A baby-sized car - a nice one.
A unicorn - The only way you can beat out the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow in the gift-giving game
A makeover - Babies look crazy. They come into this world without a sense of personal style
An island nation - Something with a GDP between 3 and 8 billion
A Beatles reunion - Yes, with all of them. You figure it out.
A DNA test - To find out if he's gonna look like this
A hat like this, but baby-sized - Awwww!
A Massage - Being the royal baby has to be stressful. So many expectations and obligations
Diapers - Hey, babies need diapers