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Things That Can't Measure Up To The Infinite Splendor Of 'Breaking Bad' (PHOTOS)

9 Things That Can't Beat 'Breaking Bad'
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SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 13: Actors Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston speak at AMC's 'Breaking Bad' Panel during Comic-Con International 2012 at San Diego Convention Center on July 13, 2012 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images)

You may not be aware, but "Breaking Bad" is the greatest television show that has ever been or ever will be. Not only that, it's the greatest thing out of anything ever.

If you need proof (and you shouldn't!) just consult this list of things that don't even come close to measuring up to the incomparable greatness of an AMC show about crystal meth.

1. "Breaking Bad" vs. the Grand Canyon

"Breaking Bad" FTW

2. "Breaking Bad" vs. the innocent laughter of a child

"Breaking Bad" FTW

3. "Breaking Bad" vs. true love

"Breaking Bad" FTW

4. "Breaking Bad" vs. a fulfilling and rewarding career

"Breaking Bad" FTW

5. "Breaking Bad" vs. the miracle of space travel

"Breaking Bad" FTW

6. "Breaking Bad" vs. modern medicine

"Breaking Bad" FTW

7."Breaking Bad" vs. Mother Teresa

"Breaking Bad" FTW

8. "Breaking Bad" vs. looking into your newborn's eyes for the first time

"Breaking Bad" FTW

9. "Breaking Bad" vs. the wonder and joy of just being alive

"Breaking Bad" FTW

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