I'm Blocking Your Baby's Facebook Photos

There's a family picture I’ve seen but now can't find: It's Thanksgiving 2011. We're at my parents' house and everyone is gathered around the table, smiling at the camera -- except me. I'm a blur in the background, bouncing with our four-month-old son on a blue exercise ball because that was the only way to get him to sleep.

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