McDonald's Set To Phase Out Some Of Your Favorite Items. Wean Yourselves Now.

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New Years' resolutions might've just gotten a little easier now that McDonald's has announced it will start phasing out eight menu items at an undisclosed time.

Besides holding the distinct honor of being "America's Least Favorite Fast-Food Chain," the company has faced setbacks with menus far too large to understand and tanking profits in recent months.

One of the solutions to those tanking profits? Shrinking menu sizes. "Our intent is to have a cleaner menu board that is easier for customers to absorb," spokeswoman Lisa McComb said in a statement to The Huffington Post. To do so, McComb said McDonald's will be "simplifying our current menu."

Most notably, that means the fast-food chain will simply by slimming down to "one Quarter Pounder with Cheese burger vs. four; one Premium Chicken sandwich vs. three; one Snack Wrap vs. three," according to McComb. Extra Values Meals will also be reduced from 16 to 11 offerings. The company had no comment when asked if customers would be able to recreate their favorite, eliminated meals by using McDonald's new "Create Your Taste" customization program.

McDonald's is currently testing out a new version of their slimmed-down menu in Delaware, Little Rock, Waco, Bakersfield, Macon and Knoxville, though there's no word on when changes will actually start nationwide for the chain, or what specifically will be taken off. Last year, McDonald's announced in March that the company would eliminate a few burgers, Chicken Selects and the Fruit & Walnut Salad.

However, one notable "ingredient" -- preservatives -- might be eliminated from the menu altogether. Mike Andres, president of McDonald's USA, sparked widespread speculation when he asked investors, "Why do we need to have preservatives in our food?" and then answered himself with a "We probably don't." fingers crossed.

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The Art Deco McDonald’s in Clifton Hill, Victoria was once an old hotel. Today, the neon lit, multi-story Macca’s (the moniker folks Down Under have given the American chain) serves burgers, French fries, and shakes in a retro dining room.Click Here to More of the World’s Coolest McDonald’s RestaurantsPhoto Credit: © Flickr / Ika Ink
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The opulent McDonald’s in the hillside city of Porto in northern Portugal is housed in the former Imperial Café, an historic coffee shop from the 1930s. It has become a popular tourist spot for visitors to admire the Art Deco stained glass windows, embellished facades, and ornate chandeliers.Photo Credit: McDonald'sClick Here to More of the World’s Coolest McDonald’s Restaurants
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Taupo, New Zealand has the honor of being home to the only McDonald’s location that includes a decommissioned plane as part of the restaurant. The former DC-3 passenger plane was built in 1943 and ferried passengers around the country for a New Zealand airline company called SPANZ during the 1950s and 1960s. After her passenger life, she carried large loads of manure. The plane’s last flight was in October 1984, and she was brought by road haulage to Taupo by a local aircraft enthusiast and placed in her current position, originally as a feature attraction for a car dealership called the Aeroplane Car Company. McDonald’s purchased the plane in 1990 when they built the McDonald’s, which opened that November. While the restaurant is separate from the plane, diners can enjoy their meals inside the plane. Now that makes for one happy meal!Click Here to More of the World’s Coolest McDonald’s RestaurantsPhoto Credit: © Flickr / Turner

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