Do you have a steady job, car payments, student loans, taxes to file and a buttload of other responsibilities? Does your idea of a fun Friday night involve staying in, drinking wine directly out of the bottle, watching Netflix documentaries and avoiding social interaction? Yeah, thought so.
We don't know how to break this to you, but you're a grown up. Don't freak out, you should be proud. Look at how far you've come since starting out in a literal ballsack. We think that's pretty impressive.
If you're still shaking your head in disbelief, mumbling "Adult? Me? lol nah," check out this list and see for yourself. Yay adulthood! Yay you!
You're somewhat mature.
You see nothing wrong with spending a stupid amount of money on cheese.
You understand how to build good credit. Well, kind of...
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You drink real wine now. And it's not out of a box. Or a bag.
Your idea of a fun, impulse buy involves sink accessories.
You now side with the adult characters in children's movies.
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You've questioned how you even got to this point.
And you've realized that growing up isn't all it's cracked up to be.
You've learned what it means to treat yourself.
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You can't even count all your bills on your fingers and toes.
You find joy in some of the most mundane things in life.
You miss the days of being young, wild and free.
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You know all the struggles of employment all too well.
Your adulting has actually caught you off guard.
You've learned the hard way that no paycheck will ever be enough.
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Seriously...
You can basically do whatever you want for dinner.
You've had multiple quarter life crises over your many grownup problems.
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You've become ridiculously nostalgic when it comes to your childhood.
You have to take care of yourself now.
You've taken the time to plan your meals ahead of time.
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You've experienced the nightmare that is tax season.
And you've claimed tax deductions!
You now have to schedule your own doctor appointments and checkups.
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You've done reckless shit like this:
Your perspective has totally shifted.
Like, wildly shifted.
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Your social life just ain't what it used to be.
You finally understand the meaning of the circle of life. Kinda.
You relate to this terrifying summary of adulthood:
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You actively miss playgrounds.
You've come to the sad realization that your degree doesn't mean anything.
You're a seasoned pro at "adult Tetris."
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You've become jaded.
You have no more f*cks to give.
You've had this morbid-ass thought:
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You don't really feel like an adult even though you are one.
You've realized those seven elves were absolutely miserable.
Sometimes you're bitter about life's ups and downs.
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You do your own laundry.
You've learned the hard way that applying for jobs is basically hell.
But you've totally mastered the art of job interviews.
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You've actually had full-on conversations about the economy.
You view the concept of a monster under the bed in a whole new light.
You recognize that you harness great powers.
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Your job is taking over your life.
You've contemplated many a conspiracy theory.
You feel this definition so hard, to the very core of your being.
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Your friends want to hang out at fancy restaurants now.
You've realized just how freaking creepy your childhood shows were.
You wish nap time were still a thing.
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You live for bargain shopping deals.
Your idea of going up on a Tuesday is pretty simple.
You've learned that Whole Foods is the Prada of grocery stores.
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You actually floss.
You take vitamins.
You always have crazy long and complicated forms to fill out and you never understand any of them.
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You see nothing wrong with splurging on mugs.
You view going to bed early as an accomplishment.
Most of your social outings involve Costco.
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Your idea of a celebration involves a strong drink and a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, all to yourself.
You basically have no idea what you're doing. And that's okay!
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Trader Joe's Desserts So Good, You'll Want To Make Love To Them
Chocolate Croissants(01 of28)
As the French call them, pain au chocolate. These babies are proof that magic is real. Leave the croissants out overnight and they'll magically rise with the sun, just in time to pop them in the oven before work for a quick morning breakfast. Abracadabra! (credit:Trader Joe's)
Petite Fig, Pear And Cranberry Tart(02 of28)
The medley of fig, pear and cranberry along with the buttery crumbly pie crust will dance on your tongue. What's more, it only takes 5-10 minutes in the oven to get this mouthgasm. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Pumpkin Pie(03 of28)
Craving the ultimate pumpkin pie but don't want to lift a finger? Don't worry, Joe's got your back. This pumpkin pie is so deelish, you'll probably want seconds. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Mini Pumpkin Pies(04 of28)
So maybe you don't want a whole entire pie all to yourself. Well, these mini pies are more than just adorable portion control. The granulated sugar crystal crust and warm pumpkin filling will melt in your mouth and make you say "yum!" (credit:Trader Joe's)
Mini Pie Medley(05 of28)
Feeling indecisive about dessert tonight? This medley of strawberry, blueberry and peach mini pies is perfect for you. There's a flavor for everyone, and, honestly, they're all equally delicious. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Triple Ginger Snaps(06 of28)
Considered by many to be a Trader Joe's classic, this one is for all ginger lovers. The intense ginger flavor will take over your mouth and goes great with vanilla ice cream. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Rustic Apple Tarte(07 of28)
Yes, it may lack a bit of visual sophistication, but this apple tarte does not disappoint. The blend of sweet apples, almonds, cinnamon and cream cheese filling will take your taste buds on a ride they will never forget. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Raspberry Tarte(08 of28)
Whether it's a casual weeknight or a swanky house party, this dessert will wow. The traditional French crust and mountain of sweet, warm raspberries will make you feel like you're standing under the Eiffel Tower. Oui, it's that good. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Chocolate Pecan Pudding Pie(09 of28)
Chocolate? Yum. Pecans? Yum. Pudding? Yum! This frozen treat is the trifecta of yummy desserts. What more could you possibly want?! (credit:Trader Joe's)
Speculoos Cookie Butter Cheesecake(10 of28)
If you thought cheesecake was God's gift to earth, wait until you taste this Speculoos twist on the American classic. This cake uses the heavenly Speculoos cookies as the crust, giving the creamy cheesecake filling an extra kick of ginger. Warning: You might end up eating the entire thing if you're not careful. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Speculoos Cookie Butter Cheesecake Bites(11 of28)
Want all the goodness of the Speculoos cookie butter cheesecake in one bite? Voilà! Half the size, but double the fun. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Sweet Bites(12 of28)
The picture alone should sell it, but in case you need further persuading ... These sweet bites of heaven include chocolate coffee opera cake, macaron aux framboises cake and caramel chocolate cake. So, yeah. No real risk of disappointing anyone here. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Salted Caramel Bread Pudding(13 of28)
You don't know pudding until you try this pudding. This is traditional, medieval style pudding. We're talking salted caramel, vanilla bean custard, warm bread, and a crunch of sugar crystals and sea salt. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Pumpkin Bread Pudding(14 of28)
Similar to the previous pudding dessert, this mouthwatering pudding is out of this world. The baked brioche bread goes so well with the sweet and spicy pumpkin, it's like they were meant for each other. Yes, they're culinary soulmates. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Key Lime Pie(15 of28)
Who said key lime pie is a summer dessert? This tart citrus pie is meant to be enjoyed year-round. Oh, and did you know there's no food coloring used for that beautiful key lime color? It's essentially health food. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Pumpkin Rolls With Pumpkin Pie Spice Icing(16 of28)
Forget Cinnabon. This pumpkin roll is all you'll ever need for your sweet tooth. Pumpkin purée, fall season spices, gooey swirls of iced dough, need we say more? Whether it's breakfast, brunch, dessert or a snack, you won't be able to resist this one. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Chocolate Covered Panettone(17 of28)
Joe swears that he hired a group of bakers to make this holiday classic in a bakery near Torino, Italy. Honestly, this could be made in Jersey and we wouldn't care because it's just plain delicious. (No offense, Jersey.) The rich dark chocolate smothered all over the spongy fruit cake is literally what dreams are made of. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Squisito Biscotto Selezione(18 of28)
This assortment of cookies tastes like a stroll through Boston's famous North End Little Italy. The package includes: butter spritz cookies with apricot or raspberry centers, chocolate crème filled finger cookies and chocolate hazelnut sandwich cookies. Hooray! (credit:Trader Joe's)
Classic Colomba Di Pasqua(19 of28)
This sweetened cake-like bread with almonds and pearl sugar is another holiday classic. This usually takes an insane number of hours to prepare and bake, but Joe makes it as easy as 15 minutes in the oven! (credit:Trader Joe's)
Chocolate Chip Scone Mix(20 of28)
Scones may be one of the easier desserts to make from scratch, but why bother when this mix tastes evenbetter? All you have to do is add water, spoon the result into little clumps on a baking sheet and watch the magic happen. Bonus points if you add berries to the mix! (credit:Trader Joe's)
Checkerboard Mousse Cake(21 of28)
Yes, you read that correctly. This is chocolate and vanilla mousse checkered together to form the ultimate mousse duo. The smooth and airy mousse sits atop a moist sponge cake and the whole thing is covered in chocolate. Is this real life? According to Joe, yes. Yes, it is. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Sublime Ice Cream Sandwiches(22 of28)
The rich vanilla ice cream nestled between two decadent chocolate chip cookies will bring back memories of childhood summers. The semi-sweet chocolate chip around the ice cream itself is the perfect way to seal the deal. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Belgian Flaked Truffles(23 of28)
These chocolate truffles are beyond buttery, creamy, goodness that melts as soon as it hits your tongue. The truffles themselves are covered in thin flaked chocolate ruffles. Whether milk, dark or white chocolate is your jam, you're bound to dig these. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Iced Cranberry Orange Scone Cookies(24 of28)
If a moist butter cookie had a baby with a crumbly scone, you would be it. The apple sauce, cranberry tidbits, tangy orange and cinnamon make this one of the more unique desserts we're tried at Trader Joe's. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Brownie Crisp(25 of28)
Ever wonder what a brownie would taste like in the form of a chip? Well, wonder no more! Behold the brownie crisp, otherwise known as the perfect dessert snack if you're on the go or sitting in front of the TV. You'll never go back to regular ol' chips after this. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Macarons des Fêtes(26 of28)
It's a macaron party up in here! Flavors include: chocolate peppermint, chocolate raspberry, four-spice caramel, pear cinnamon, gingerbread and cappuccino. These airy and light pastry bites are perfect for tea parties, date nights, and, of course, eating in bed all by yourself. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Pastry Flower Danish(27 of28)
This pretty little danish is more than just another aesthetically pleasing dessert. It's a pull-apart pastry with nine separate petals of raspberry, apple and cheese danishes. Let's start a petition for more pull-apart pastries because they're genius and the world needs more of them. (credit:Trader Joe's)
Mini Ginger Pumpkin Ice Cream Mouthfuls(28 of28)
Don't discount pumpkin season just yet! You absolutely must try these ice cream sandwiches. The creamy rich pumpkin ice cream has hints of clove, cinnamon and nutmeg, and it pairs perfectly between two wafers. (credit:Trader Joe's)
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