We knew Courtney Stodden was a master of alliteration, but now she's just being punny.
The 18-year-old teen bride recently underwent surgery to have her C cups enlarged to a double D, and dare we say she's even wittier post-op.
Earlier this week the former "Couples Therapy" cast member posted photos of herself posing with a giant spoon and a giant fork, and wrote:
"Do you wanna spoon me? ... or do you wanna fork me? Lol."
Do you wanna spoon me? pic.twitter.com/EgYCfV6CpE
— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) June 23, 2013
... or do you wanna fork me? Lol pic.twitter.com/JRao0AjyUO
— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) June 23, 2013
Oh, Courtney.