David Bowie Was The Original Hot Mug Shot Guy

Time won't change that.
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David Bowie's mugshot, taken on March 25, 1976 in Rochester, New York.

Back in the day, when the word "viral" referred to the spread of disease and nothing more, David Bowie took a mug shot.

It was and is the perfect mug shot. In it, Bowie's style is impeccable. His hair is combed back or hanging to the side, just so. His jawline, apparently chiseled by the Gods. His eyes, peering into your soul. 

The photos were taken in March 1976 in Rochester, New York. After playing a show in the area, he was arrested at a hotel along with Iggy Pop and two others for having a bunch of weed on them. Though they were charged with possession of marijuana, they never went to jail, and Bowie again played in the western New York state city. 

In short, David Bowie was cooler and better-looking than you, and he was the original hot mug shot guy, too. R.I.P

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David Bowie visits his attorney before his city court appearance in Rochester to answer to charges of illegal possession of drugs, Thursday, March 25, 1976. Bowie was arrested early on Sunday, March 21, 1976, folowing a concert in Rochester.
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1966(01 of30)
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David Bowie performs on the TV show "Ready, Steady, Go" on March 4, 1966 in London, England. (credit:Michael Ochs Archives via Getty Images)
1972(02 of30)
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David Bowie poses for a portrait in his "Ziggy Stardust" guise in June 1972 in London, England. (credit:Michael Ochs Archives via Getty Images)
1972(03 of30)
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David Bowie being interviewed at home in Beckenham, London on April 24, 1972. (credit:Michael Putland via Getty Images)
1973(04 of30)
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David Bowie performs onstage during his "Ziggy Stardust" era in 1973 in Los Angeles, California. (credit:Getty)
1973(05 of30)
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David Bowie and Paul McCartney, London 1973. (credit:Collection Privee\Getty Images)
1973(06 of30)
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David Bowie performing as Ziggy Stardust at the Hammersmith Odeon, 1973. (credit:Getty)
1973(07 of30)
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David Bowie poses for a portrait dressed as "Ziggy Stardust" in a hotel room in 1973 in New York City. (credit:Michael Ochs Archives via Getty Images)
1973(08 of30)
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David Bowie at the Empire cinema, Leicester Square, London, for the premiere of "Hitler: The Last Ten Days," 7th May 1973. (credit:Leonard Burt via Getty Images)
1973(09 of30)
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David Bowie during his last show as Ziggy Stardust filmed mostly at The Marquee Club in London, England from October 18-20, 1973. (credit:NBC via Getty Images)
1973(10 of30)
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David Bowie visits comedy duo Peter Cook and Dudley Moore backstage at the Cambridge Theatre in London, following the pair's show "Behind The Fridge." (credit:Keystone via Getty Images)
1974(11 of30)
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David Bowie with dyed red hair and a yellow suit, circa 1974. (credit:Terry O'Neill via Getty Images)
1974(12 of30)
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David Bowie performs on the Dutch TV show "TopPop" on 7th February 1974 in Hilversum, Netherlands. (credit:Gijsbert Hanekroot via Getty Images)
1978(13 of30)
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David Bowie in concert at the Los Angles Forum, April 4, 1978 in Inglewood, California. (credit:Bob Riha Jr via Getty Images)
1985(14 of30)
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David Bowie performs onstage in 1985. (credit:Michael Ochs Archives via Getty Images)
1987(15 of30)
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David Bowie during David Bowie at The China Club on August 1, 1987 at The China Club in New York City. (credit:Jim Smeal via Getty Images)
1991(16 of30)
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David Bowie during Tin Machine in Concert at the Pier in New York City. (credit:Kevin.Mazur via Getty Images)
1991(17 of30)
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David Bowie And Tin Machine Performing At The Brixton Academy, London, Britain. (credit:Brian Rasic via Getty Images)
1994(18 of30)
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David Bowie in Wembley, London, United Kingdom. (credit:KMazur via Getty Images)
1997(19 of30)
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David Bowie, and wife Iman in London to launch his new Publication, and Publishing company, on May 20th, 1997 in London. (credit:UK Press via Getty Images)
1999(20 of30)
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David Bowie introduces Lauryn Hill during the 1999 MTV Music Video Awards held in New York City on September 9th, 1999. (credit:Frank Micelotta Archive via Getty Images)
2000(21 of30)
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David Bowie poses backstage at the Glastonbury festival at Worthy Farm, Pilton on June 25, 2000 in Somerset, England. (credit:Dave Hogan via Getty Images)
2002(22 of30)
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David Bowie performs live on January 3rd, 2002 at Hammersmith Apollo, London. (credit:Dave Benett via Getty Images)
2002(23 of30)
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David Bowie backstage at the MTV Rock & Comedy Concert at Battery Park in New York City on May10th, 2002. (credit:Frank Micelotta Archive via Getty Images)
2002(24 of30)
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David Bowie onstage performing at the 2002 VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards at Radio City Music Hall in New York City, October 15th, 2002. (credit:Scott Gries via Getty Images)
2002(25 of30)
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David Bowie performs at the Meltdown Festival in London, London. (credit:KMazur via Getty Images)
2002(26 of30)
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Iman & David Bowie during "Gangs of New York" world premiere at Ziegfeld Theater in New York City. (credit:KMazur via Getty Images)
2003(27 of30)
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David Bowie performs at Madison Square Garden in New York City. (credit:KMazur via Getty Images)
2005(28 of30)
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David Bowie at Conde Nast's 2005 Fashion Rocks Show. (credit:KMazur via Getty Images)
2010(29 of30)
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Iman and David Bowie attend the 2010 CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on June 7, 2010 in New York City. (credit:Dimitrios Kambouris via Getty Images)
2012(30 of30)
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David Bowie is seen on February 27, 2012 in New York City. (credit:Photo by Mario Magnani/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

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