How About a Margarita for Breakfast

I had spent dark ages hating Jimmy Buffett but I wanted to be proven wrong/believe in the parrotheads.
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Introducing "Too Drunk To Karaoke"

  • Teenagers can always just "JK" or "LOL" after a sext
  • We have a hookup culture EPIDEMIC
  • Matt Lauer -- "When I was a kid it'd take me weeks to get up the courage to talk to girl and hand her a note."
  • Teenage boys are sexting in the classroom
  • Sexting is a competition at its cold, dark heart

But even in this weird morning of going to the The Today Show before the sun had come up just to see Jimmy Buffett, of course this is New York and I only had to wait until the train ride home to be reminded this wasn't even that strange of a thing. In the subway a man announced to us all that he would be taking off his shorts and instead of shock there were shrugs. He was happier and nobody cared. Everywhere and anywhere can be our own personal margaritaville.

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