"The Immigrant Song": A Playlist For Arizona Governor Jan Brewer

My family and I vacationed in Arizona a few years back. We had a great time hanging around a beautiful resort in Scottsdale, hiking in some gorgeous mountains, attending a Phoenix Suns game, and even dining at my own spiritual home, Alice Cooperstown.

For the time being, however, we have absolutely no plans to go back to Arizona. Now after seeing some of Governor Jan Brewer's mind-blowing meltdown performance during her debate with Arizona Attorney General Terry Goddard, I'm now frankly a little frightened for the good people of Arizona -- and yes, there are lots of them there too.

Here's a playlist for a woman who lost her head, and a state that seems bent on doing the same.

"The Immigrant Song" - Led Zeppelin
"Arizona" - Mark Lindsay
"Fences" - Phoenix
"Elected" - Alice Cooper
"Borderline" - Madonna
"Tongue-Tied" - Aqualung
"I Pity The Poor Immigrant" - Bob Dylan
"Spanish Is The Loving Tongue" - Judy Collins
"Guess I Just Lost My Head" - Karen Carpenter
"Arizona" - Kings of Leon
"Once Upon A Time In The West" - Dire Straits
"The Governor" - James McMurtry
"A Word In Spanish" - Elton John
"Flightless Bird, American Mouth" - Iron & Wine
"Spanish Harlem" - Ben E. King
"Arizona" - Robbie Williams
"Wild Wild West" - Will Smith
"Trust Me To Open My Mouth" - Squeeze
"Governor" - Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise
"Arizona" - Alejandro Escovedo
"By The Time I Get To Phoenix" - Glen Campbell

So what's on your playlist for Governor Brewer and the people of Arizona? Please tell us, and for your own safety, say it in English.