Love can be difficult to articulate. After all, there's no universal definition for what gives you that warm, fuzzy feeling in your heart.
Still, that doesn't change the fact that these love song lyrics are just plain, "Huh?!?!"
1. Britney Spears, "Sometimes"
"Sometimes I run/Sometimes I hide/Sometimes I'm scared of you"
If you're scared of your boyfriend, that's probbbably a red flag.
2. Enrique Iglesias, "Escape"
"You can run/You can hide/But you can't escape my love"
We'll see what the cops have to say about that, Enrique.
3. LFO, "Summer Girls"
"I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike"
This song is a mecca for bad lyrics, but seriously LFO, nobody wants to date a klepto.
4. Spice Girls, "Wannabe"
"If you wanna be my lover/You gotta get with my friends"
Two words: please don't.
5. Backstreet Boys, "As Long As You Love Me"
"I don't care who you are/Where you're from/What you did/As long as you love me"
That's really sweet, BSB, but you should, at the very least, know who your girlfriend is.
6. Maroon 5, "She Will Be Loved"
"I know where you hide/Alone in your car"
Uh ... Do we even want to know how you know that?
7. The Police, "Every Breath You Take"
"Every breath you take/Every move you make/Every bond you break/Every step you take/I'll be watching you"
Creep much, Sting?
8. Clay Aiken, "Invisible"
"If I was invisible/I would just watch you in your room"
Honestly, we could copy and paste lyrics to the ENTIRE song here, because it's all so creepy.
9. K-Ci & JoJo, "All My Life"
"Close to me you're like my mother/Close to me you're like my father/Close to me you're like my sister/Close to me you're like my brother"
How very "Flowers in the Attic."
10. Savage Garden, "I Knew I Loved You"
"I knew I loved you before I met you/I think I dreamed you into life"
Whenever someone says they had a dream about you -- let alone a dream that you were his lover -- it's kinda creepy.
11. T-Pain Ft. Lil Wayne, "Can't Believe It"
"It ain't nothin' to the Pain/We could change that last name/What's happenin'?"
Marriage? NBD to T-Pain.
12. Aqualung, "Strange and Beautiful"
"I'll put a spell on you/You'll fall asleep/And when I wake you I'll be the first thing you see/And you'll realize that you love me"
We'd search for soulmates on Tinder before we resorted to witchcraft. That's some next level desperation.