If the following comment had come from anyone but Ke$ha, we'd be worried. But since it is the queen of crude we're dealing with, we can't help but smile.
The 26-year-old singer and soon-to-be reality star told Metro U.K. that she "and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in LA."
"We never really talked – we just had eyeball sex," she said. Sure they did.
In all fairness (and no offense to warm-blooded, actual person Johnny Depp), Ke$ha has also had sex with a ghost once, so eyeball sex is mere foreplay.
In September, the controversial singer told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM radio show how her song "Supernatural" came about. "It's about experiences with the supernatural... but in a sexy way," she said at the time. "I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don't know his name! He was a ghost! I'm very open to it."
In other "oh right, that's Ke$ha!" moments, the blonde has been known to drink her own urine, to snap a photo of herself peeing on the street, to just hit it curb side with a beer like a stylish hobo, to gobble up people's beards, to fellate a cannoli and to write a song with her mom about her vag.
Johnny Depp got off easy.
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