6 Reasons We're Worried About The New Justin Timberlake Album, And 3 We're Not

6 Reasons We're Worried About The New Justin Timberlake Album
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Justin Timberlake wowed the world by announcing his return to music, then caused it to let out a collective sigh by releasing "Suit & Tie," a sleepy throwback joint that features an actually maybe-asleep Jay-Z. That's the bad news, but there is still hope: Timberlake also announced that he'll release "The 20/20 Experience," an all-new album that will feature Timbaland's production, this year.

But is that really good news? Timberlake -- like Beyonce, Kelly and Michelle of Destiny's Child -- lives in our musical memory, a place where all faults are forgiven. His two albums, "Justified" and "FutureSex/LoveSounds," solidified his standing as a feel-good pop icon. People love Timberlake because he's a goofy nice guy who went from being in a boy band to bragging about being sexy (a word most men weren't using to describe themselves before "SexyBack") to actually marrying a gorgeous actress. They also both love and love to hate him because he walked away from music when he was at the top. His return to the studio will probably be met with a similarly dual-pronged response: Pop fans will be happy and excited -- until they hear the first track they don't like.

Ahead, HuffPost Entertainment Editor Kia Makarechi and HuffPost Blogger DJ Louie XIV present six reasons you may hear quite a bit you don't like when "The 20/20 Experience" hits your iPhone 5 earbuds, followed quickly by three reasons this comeback might just work.

1. Timbaland fell off. The once-buzzy producer's latest big-name credits are a string of low-impact Missy Elliot singles (remember those? exactly), some work for "Step Up Revolution," Demi Lovato, Michelle Branch, Slim Thug and somebody named Brasco. JT can work with anyone he wants, so sticking with Timbaland is an uninspired choice.

2. Justin Timberlake is not a child anymore. He's married now (to Jessica Biel), he's a Serious Actor, and he apparently hasn't thought about music for seven years. There's a lot of daylight between the early-20s club-hopping Justin Timberlake of "FutureSex/LoveSounds" and his current incarnation (philanthropist, husband, elder statesman of not making music).

3. He's not in great company. There was another big "comeback" last week. Destiny's Child released a new song that was sleepy enough to make us wonder what Pharrell Williams was thinking when he produced it. Taken with the aforementioned flop-tastic Missy singles and Mariah Carey's abominable comeback single "Triumphant (Get 'Em)," the universe seems to be telling us to give up on our hopes of '90s/early 2000s icons making it again. (One quick note: Of all the people Timberlake worked with on both "Justified" and "FutureSex/LoveSounds," it's the rappers who have made their way back to the airwaves. Juicy J and Pusha-T were in 3 6 Mafia and Clipse, respectively, when they made music with Timberlake, and both have found their late-career solo voices as of late. Maybe JT should ditch the singing and focus on his "Dirty Pop"-esque rapping.)

4. "Suit & Tie" is no "SexyBack." None of Quentin Tarantino's post-"Pulp Fiction" movies match up to the standard he set with that film, but most of them are pretty damn good. So while it's true that "Suit & Tie" doesn't necessarily have to rival the genre-defining virility of "SexyBack," it should be a better-than-just-OK song. Which it's not. It's lyrically inspiring and sonically reductive, a quick reboot of '70s-meets-early-R. Kelly stepping. Timberlake's voice sounds fine, but Jay-Z's verse on the record is one of the rapper's worst-ever: A lazy regurgitation of Jay's "I'm rich and I dress well" theme, without any of his usual humor. The bar is set awfully low on this one.

5. There are no more Michael Jackson songs for him to sing. It's an open secret that some of Timberlake's best songs were originally written for Michael Jackson. There's no evidence that "The 20/20 Experience" will benefit from such source material, though we'll admit that we may be mistaken here.

6. "Dance Music"/"EDM"/"electro" isn't a novelty anymore. "SexyBack" and much of Justin's schtick was re-introducing four-on-the-floor, uptempo dance music to pop. It was a revelation, but one that has since been run into the ground by everyone from Rihanna and Nicki Minaj (their work with David Guetta apes electronic dance music's general ethos for the radio) to Taylor Swift. House's transition from something that was too gay or too black for radio into something that's manufactured for radios and mega-festival leaves Timberlake with the opportunity to refocus pop music once again. But whether or not he's capable of making lightning strike twice remains to be seen (see No. 4).

And, because we love Justin Timberlake, three reasons we're not too worried:

1. "Dance Music"/"EDM"/"electro" isn't a novelty anymore. While there's no question that "Suit & Tie" felt a little anticlimactic after a 7-year hiatus, it's definitely a relief that JT didn't go for the obvious uptempo, EDM-infused single. Doing so may have resulted in a sure-fire hit, but an artist of Justin's caliber needs to do something both distinctively Justin and befitting of a legend,as opposed to the work of a run of the mill pop star-du-jour. Taio Cruz or even Bieber could never pull off "Suit & Tie." It is the kind of capital-C Classy record that only a vocalist as accomplished as Justin could deliver. Beyonce's recent songs "Love on Top" and "1+1" come to mind as apt comparisons: neither are earth-shatteringly unique songs (and both, like "S&T," are unabashed throwbacks with very little focus on sonic innovation), but they are songs that only an extraordinarily talented musician could pull off effectively and there's something nice about seeing Justin showcase his artistry in this fashion.

2. Timbo is probably the most influential club producer of the past 20 years. So yeah, Timb's output since "FS/LS" has pretty much sucked, but that doesn't mean he's not capable of a comeback. I mean this man has given us "Get Ur Freak On," "Are You That Somebody," "Pony," "Big Pimpin," "Cry Me a River" -- the list of genre re-defining music is really endless. And let us not forget that the last time Mr. Mosley was slumping was just prior to the Justin's last album - History teaches us that these two bring out the best in each other. There's at least a 64 percent chance they have some bangers up their sleeve. "S&T" may just be a preview.

3. Our expectations are our greatest enemy. Another Beyonce comparison, because she's the pop star in closest proximity to Justin's status as walking the line between contemporary pop-stardom and timeless legend. I remember being extremely disappointed when I heard the kick off single to Beyonce's last album "4," "Run The World (Girls)" and while the album certainly didn't feature the smash hits of her first three solo albums, it actually turned out to be far-and-away her strongest effort. She experimented, she went back in time and explored her influences, and the results were truly magical: an artist at the top of her game making an a personal album that stretched her talent. It was an artist's album, not a pandering single-machine (a la Rihanna's yearly hit parades). If we ditch the notion that Justin needs to reinvent dance music every time he drops an album (a tall order for any artist), "Suit & Tie" may actually give us a lot to look forward to.

Justin Timberlake, Then and Now
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Justin Timberlake of the pop music group 'N Sync performs in concert during the group's 2000 world tour. (credit:Getty)
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'N Sync band member Justin Timberlake talks to the media during a press conference July 28, 2000 at New York City's Planet Hollywood to announce the band's second annual Challenge for Children II charity basketball game. (credit:Getty)
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Pop band 'N Sync and the MSN network of internet services pose at the L''Ermitage hotel to announced their new co-branded internet access service November 28, 2000 in Los Angeles, Calif. (credit:Getty)
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'N Sync's Justin Timberlake at The 43rd Annual Grammy Awards at The Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA., Feb. 21, 2001. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake of 'N Sync takes aim at a 3-pointer during the pop band''s 'Challenge for the Children III' charity event at the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas July 28, 2001. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake of 'N Sync attends the 29th Annual American Music Awards at the Shrine Auditorium January 9, 2002 in Los Angeles, CA. (credit:Getty)
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US singer/actress Britney Spears arrives at the premiere of her film 'Crossroads,' with her boyfriend, singer Justin Timberlake of the group *NSYNC, in Los Angeles, CA, 11 February 2002. (credit:Getty)
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Singers Janet Jackson and surprise guest Justin Timberlake perform during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXXVIII between the New England Patriots and the Carolina Panthers at Reliant Stadium on February 1, 2004 in Houston, Texas. At the end of the performance, Timberlake tore away a piece of Jackson's outfit. (credit:Getty)
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Singer Justin Timberlake poses with his Grammys poses backstage in the Pressroom at the 46th Annual Grammy Awards held on February 8, 2004 at the Staples Center, in Los Angeles, California. (credit:Getty)
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Singer Justin Timberlake on stage at the 'Brit Awards 2004' at Earls Court 2 on February 17, 2004 in London. (credit:Getty)
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Singer Justin Timberlake attends the 'Vanity Fair Amped' pre-Oscar party to benefit the Justin Timberlake Foundation, February 26, 2004 at the Continental Hyatt House in Los Angeles, California. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake answers questions at a press conference for his new movie 'Edison' on September 17, 2005 in Toronto, Canada. (credit:Getty)
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Singer Justin Timberlake attends the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards at Radio City Music Hall August 31, 2006 in New York City. (credit:Getty)
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Singer Justin Timberlake appears onstage during MTV's Total Request Live at the MTV Times Square Studios on September 12, 2006 in New York City. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake performs on stage at the 13th annual MTV Europe Music Awards 2006 at the Bella Center on November 2, 2006 in Copenhagen, Denmark. (credit:Getty)
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Singer Justin Timberlake arrives at the 49th Annual Grammy Awards at the Staples Center on February 11, 2007 in Los Angeles, California. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake arrives to the premiere of 'Shrek The Third' on June 8, 2007 in Berlin, Germany. 'Shrek The Third' will be on German screens on June 21. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake performs on stage at the closing night of his FutureSex/LoveShow World Tour in the grounds of Emirates Palace Hotel on December 6, 2007 in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates. (credit:Getty)
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Actor/singer Justin Timberlake arrives at the premiere of Paramount Picture's 'The Love Guru' at the Chinese Theater on June 11, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake walks up to the sixth green during the first round of the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am at the Spyglass Hill Golf Course on February 12, 2009 in Pebble Beach, California. (credit:Getty)
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Singer Justin Timberlake arrives at the 61st Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theatre on September 20, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. (credit:Getty)
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Singer/actor Justin Timberlake poses during the 67th annual Golden Globe Awards nomination announcement held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on December 15, 2009 in Los Angeles , California. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake presents the Audi A1 during the first press day at the 80th Geneva International Motor Show on March 2, 2010 in Geneva, Switzerland. The show features World and European premieres of cars and will be open to the public from March 4th to 14th. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake attends the premiere of 'The Social Network' during the 48th New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on September 24, 2010 in New York City. (credit:Getty)
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Actor/musician Justin Timberlake attends the premiere of Warner Bros. 'Yogi Bear 3-D' at the Mann Village Theatre on December 11, 2010 in Westwood, California. (credit:Getty)
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Actor/Musician Justin Timberlake arrives at the 83rd Annual Academy Awards held at the Kodak Theatre on February 27, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake attends the game between the Dallas Mavericks and the Los Angeles Lakers at Staples Center on May 2, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. (credit:Getty)
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Actor Justin Timberlake attends the 'Friends with Benefits' premiere at the Ziegfeld Theater on July 18, 2011 in New York City. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake attends the 'Time Out' Photocall at Hotel Bristol on November 4, 2011 in Paris, France. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake attends the UK Premiere for 'In Time' at The Curzon Mayfair on October 31, 2011 in London, England. (credit:Getty)
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Justin Timberlake attends the UK Premiere for 'In Time' at The Curzon Mayfair on October 31, 2011 in London, England. (credit:Getty)
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Actor Justin Timberlake poses as he arrives for the UK premiere of 'In Time' at the Curzon on October 31, 2011 in London. (credit:Getty)
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Actor Justin Timberlake arrives at the premiere of Regency Enterprises' 'In Time' on October 20, 2011 in Westwood, California. (credit:Getty)
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US actor, Justin Timberlake poses during a photocall as part of the presentation of the movie 'Time out' in which he is starred. 'Time Out', directed by US Andrew Niccol will be released on French screens on november 23, 2011. (credit:Getty)
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Singer Justin Timberlake attends the GQ 'Men of the year' party at the Chateau Marmont, in Hollywood, California, on November 17, 2011. (credit:Getty)
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Recording artist/actor Justin Timberlake appears during a Panasonic press event to announce Myspace TV, a social TV service that will be available on Panasonic connected televisions, at The Venetian for the 2012 International Consumer Electronics Show (CES) January 9, 2012 in Las Vegas, Nevada. CES, the world's largest annual consumer technology trade show, runs from January 10-13 and is expected to feature 2,700 exhibitors showing off their latest products and services to about 140,000 attendees. (credit:Getty)
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WESTWOOD, CA - SEPTEMBER 19: Actor/singer Justin Timberlake arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of 'Trouble With The Curve' at Mann's Village Theatre on September 19, 2012 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage) (credit:Getty Images)
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WESTWOOD, CA - SEPTEMBER 19: Actor Justin Timberlake arrives at Warner Bros. Pictures' 'Trouble With The Curve' premiere at Regency Village Theatre on September 19, 2012 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 13: Justin Timberlake attends the Oscar De La Renta Spring 2012 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at 11 West 42nd Street on September 13, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Gary Gershoff/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - MAY 10: Singer/actor Justin Timberlake attends the Roy Nachum Art Opening at Joseph Nahmad Contemporary Gallery on May 10, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - MAY 17: Justin Timberlake attends the centennial tribute to Gene Kelly at AMPAS Samuel Goldwyn Theater on May 17, 2012 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Toby Canham/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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CULVER CITY, CA - JUNE 02: Actor Justin Timberlake accepts the award for Entertainer of the Year onstage during Spike TV's 6th Annual 'Guys Choice Awards' at Sony Pictures Studios on June 2, 2012 in Culver City, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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MEDINAH, IL - SEPTEMBER 25: Hollywood star Justin Timberlake hits a tee shot during the 2012 Ryder Cup Captains & Celebrity Scramble at Medinah Country Golf Club on September 25, 2012 in Medinah, Illinois. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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ROSEMONT, IL - SEPTEMBER 26: Justin Timberlake attends the 39th Ryder Cup gala at Akoo Theatre at Rosemont on September 26, 2012 in Rosemont, Illinois. (Photo by Timothy Hiatt/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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MEDINAH, IL - SEPTEMBER 27: Hollywood star Justin Timberlake takes the stage during the Opening Ceremony for the 39th Ryder Cup at Medinah Country Club on September 27, 2012 in Medinah, Illinois. (Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 05: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel attend the Film District and Chrysler with The Cinema Society premiere of 'Playing For Keeps' after party at Dream Downtown on December 5, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Singer Justin Timberlake onstage during the 55th Annual GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 10, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images for NARAS) (credit:Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: (L-R) Singer Justin Timberlake, actress Jessica Biel and singer Beyonce attend the 55th Annual GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 10, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images for NARAS) (credit:Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 10: Singers Adele, Justin Timberlake and Actress Jessica Biel onstage during the 55th Annual GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 10, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images for NARAS) (credit:Getty Images)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 20: Justin Timberlake performs on stage during the Brit Awards 2013 at the 02 Arena on February 20, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Matt Kent/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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FRIEDRICHSHAFEN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 23: (L-R) Justin Timberlake, Simone Thomalla and Axel Prahl attend 'Wetten dass..?' from Friedrichshafen on February 23, 2013 in Friedrichshafen, Germany. (Photo by Dominik Bindl/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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FRIEDRICHSHAFEN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 23: Justin Timberlake attends 'Wetten dass..?' from Friedrichshafen on February 23, 2013 in Friedrichshafen, Germany. (Photo by Dominik Bindl/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 14: Justin Timberlake visits BET's '106 & Park' at BET Studios on March 14, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 18: (L-R) Ryan Seacrest and Justin Timberlake attend the Target Presents The iHeartRadio '20/20' Album Release Party With Justin Timberlake at El Rey Theatre on March 18, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jonathan Leibson/WireImage) (credit:Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 18: Justin Timberlake attends the Target Presents The iHeartRadio '20/20' Album Release Party With Justin Timberlake at El Rey Theatre on March 18, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jonathan Leibson/WireImage) (credit:Getty Images)

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