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14 Culturally Relevant Valentine Cards For The Celeb–Obsessed

14 Culturally Relevant Valentine Cards For The Celeb–Obsessed
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Have you been struggling to find the perfect valentine for your lover, best friend or self?

Valentine's Day likely means you've been running around trying to find the best way to convey your feelings for that special someone. Does chocolate suffice? Or do you have to splurge for a fancier gift? What about flowers? Red roses or white? Don't fret, we've done the legwork for you.

For the person you love most in the world, and then some
Etsy/rhiannonhope
Loving someone more than Kanye loves himself means you're ready to express your eternal devotion. This may or may not be the best way to do it.

Available for $3.37 on Etsy.
For your very best friend
Etsy/Letterquette
This simple ode to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler is the perfect way to tell your best friend that you care. After all, who said Valentine's Day is just for couples?

Available for $3 on Etsy.
For yourself
Etsy/ohgoshCindy
Valentine's Day doesn't have to be just for celebrating those around you! Give yourself (and Mindy) a pat on the back for being the greatest person in your life.

Available for $4.22 on Etsy.
For your perfect new girlfriend
Etsy/awkwardmoment
Has there even been a more genuine or crazier showing of affection than Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah's couch screaming about his love for Katie Holmes? Nope. Use this one.

Available for $5.25 on Etsy.
For your single friend
Etsy/NaughtyLittleCards
Looking to be both blunt and culturally relevant? Miley's your girl.

Available for $5.06 on Etsy.
For your incredibly cool husband
Etsy/PeanutsForLaura
Do you have a man in your life who is happy to be with you whether you're sunbathing on a yacht, sitting courtside at a Brooklyn Nets game or dancing seductively while singing in front of millions of viewers? This one is for him.

P.S.: Kudos to the woman confident enough to align herself with the great Queen Bey.

Available for $3.50 on Etsy.
For your long–awaited lover
Etsy/seasandpeas
This subtle nod to Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back" is the perfect way to tell your love interest that they're doing something right.

Available for $4.25 on Etsy.
For the practical guy
Etsy/RelativeArt
Haven't found a valentine that's both beautiful and useful? Your answer has come in the form of a refrigerator magnet decorated with George Clooney's face. Oh, and hearts.

Available for $12 on Etsy.
For the old soul
Etsy/CaricaturesByCobb
Nothing says "I love you" like a crooning Willie Nelson caricature, right? After all "Valentine" is a 1993 hit by this country superstar: "you're the sweetest of all sweethearts won't you give your heart to me." Who could say no to that?

Available for $4.50 on Etsy.
For your aspirational lover
Etsy/ohbrenna
Do you and your love aspire to be Kim and Kanye atop a stationary motorcycle? That dream could be yours with some "Bound 2" inspired love notes. Uh–huh, honey!

Available for $4 on Etsy.
For the super fan
Etsy/greatpaper
This collaged card has just the right amount of "psychotic stalker" flavor to spice up its intimate color scheme. If you're planning on spending Valentine's Day dreaming of Bieber at his Miami arraignment, this one's for you.

Available for $2.95 on Etsy.
For your school–girl crush
Etsy/StevieProjects
Britney's youthful braids and famous lyrics remind you of the days of frilly scrunchies, boy bands, and secret admirers. Now if only you had one…

Available for $5 on Etsy.
For the film–buff
Etsy/TurtlesSoup
Gwyneth Paltrow's dark eyes burn through this "Royal Tenenbaums"–inspired valentine. Inside, the card reads "I love you," with the perfect attitude and suspense loved by many a Wes Anderson fan.

Available for $3.85 on Etsy.
For the tween in your life
Etsy/DelightInvite
Don't know what to send to your friends to express both your love for them AND Harry Styles? Never fear, this valentine is customizable -- that's what makes it beautiful.

Available for $1.49 on Etsy.

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Before You Go

Celebrities' Perfect Dates
Jennifer Aniston(01 of05)
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While promoting her 2009 movie "He's Just Not That Into You," Aniston talked to Your Tango about her own love life. Asked what the perfect date might entail, the "Friends" star admitted that she likes to keep things simple. "Well thought out, simple ... just be able to go to a great restaurant, great conversation and a walk on the beach if there is one to be walked on," the actress said. Though she sounds a bit like a template for a dating site profile, Aniston's perfect night with a special someone actually sounds kind of, well, perfect. (credit:Getty Images)
Alex Pettyfer(02 of05)
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The "Magic Mike" heartthrob recently told Cosmopolitan U.K. that he thinks "guys are as sensitive as women." Thus, it shouldn't come as surprise that he favors the classic romantic first date. He told the magazine, "I really like the traditional movie-and-dinner date. There are all those excited new feelings when you're in the cinema – you're looking at each other, but trying not to ... I can think of about five dates when I couldn't even tell you what we were watching." (credit:Getty Images)
Zac Efron(03 of05)
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For Zac Efron, typical first dates can seem a bit forced, so he prefers to go for "some sort of crazy activity." The actor told Ellen DeGeneres that normal dating doesn't come easily to him. "Dating is kind of hard ... like dinner or something like that. A forced awkward situation is very strange, especially for me for some reason," he explained on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" back in 2012. Instead, the 26-year-old actor likes to "go and do something adventurous." Let's just hope his date is up for the challenge. (credit:AP)
Taylor Swift (04 of05)
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For the country songstress, a perfect date doesn't have a formula. "It has nothing to with the date. It's all about who you're on a date with," she explained to USA Weekend. However, Swift does admit to believing in love at first sight. "This crazy, immeasurable, intangible, magical chemistry happens with certain people. When you have that, you have to know how rare it is. If you let it slip away, it's such a shame." So, basically, her perfect date is just her soulmate. No pressure. (credit:Getty Images)
George Shelley(05 of05)
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This British boy band star revealed his perfect date plans when he was rumored to be courting Selena Gomez last year. "My perfect date would be to go to the beach at night," Shelley confessed. "We could have a little bonfire." The Union J member may be looking for that typical long-walk-on-a-beach romance, but his plans actually sound pretty lovely. Maybe he should pursue Jennifer Aniston, they're both looking for a beach buddy, after all. He'll just have to get past her fiance. (credit:Getty Images)
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