Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Our guest curator this week is Mike Julianelle, who blogs at Dad and Buried and right here on HuffPost Parents. Read his selections below, and follow @HuffPostParents and @DadandBuried on Twitter for more!
My parenting book would be just a series of "Shhh" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions.
— Los (@LosLos__) July 27, 2014
"No one understands that I need more me time" is what I whisper to my cat while we hide from the kids all day.
— Oh Susanna (@Just_Oh_Susanna) July 28, 2014
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