Michael Bay has blown up robots and shot up police squads on the big screen for 21 years, to the tune of almost $6 billion at the global box office. The guy is one of the most lucrative Hollywood directors of all time, up there with Steven Spielberg, James Cameron and other men (ugh) who are now loaded.
Maybe you haven't spent much time pondering what Bay's bank account looks like. He's not exactly an esteemed auteur (not that he cares how you see his movies), but because he can rake in the dough like almost no other, let's assume he's rich. How rich? Well, we just heard it from the director himself, who just signed on to helm the fifth installment of the behemoth "Transformers" franchise: Michael Bay is worth half a billion dollars. Also known as $500 million. Also known as ludicrous.
For comparison's sake, Spielberg and his seven Best Director Oscar nominations are worth $3.6 billion, according to Forbes. And Cameron, whose "Avatar" is on the cusp of being unseated by "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" as the highest-grossing movie of all time, was worth a reported $650 million back in 2010.
Here's what Bay told Rolling Stone when asked how much he's worth in a new profile centered on the forthcoming release of "13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi":
"I'd say about half. Half a 'B.' But you save up your money and you give it away. That's what I'm going to do. I'll probably do a very large wildlife-protection fund -- something with Africa and big game."
When asked how much he'll donate, Bay responded, "All of it. Not yet. One day."
Rolling Stone also points out that Bay owns a $50 million Gulfstream G550 jet along with a Bentley, a Range Rover, an Escalade, a Ferrari, a Lamborghini and two Camaros from the "Transformers" films. But don't worry -- he's selling his sports cars because now he takes Uber everywhere.
With all that decadence, Bay could be bae.
Winter Movie Preview 2016
"13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi" (Jan. 15)(01 of22)
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Open Image Modal"Deadpool" (Feb. 12)(04 of22)
Open Image Modal"Zoolander No. 2" (Feb. 12)(05 of22)
Open Image Modal"How To Be Single" (Feb. 12)(06 of22)
Open Image Modal"The Witch" (Feb. 19)(07 of22)
Open Image Modal"Rolling Papers" (Feb. 19)(08 of22)
Open Image Modal"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny" (Feb. 26)(09 of22)
Open Image Modal"Knight of Cups" (March 4)(10 of22)
Open Image Modal"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" (March 4)(11 of22)
Open Image Modal"The Lobster" (March 11)(12 of22)
Open Image Modal"Hello, My Name Is Doris" (March 11)(13 of22)
Open Image Modal"Midnight Special" (March 18)(14 of22)
Open Image Modal"My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2" (March 25)(15 of22)
Open Image Modal"Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" (March 25)(16 of22)
Open Image Modal"Miles Ahead" (April 1)(17 of22)
Open Image ModalWritten by Steven Baigelman, Don Cheadle, Stephen J. Rivele and Christopher Wilkinson • Directed by Don Cheadle
Starring Don Cheadle, Ewan McGregor, Emayatzy Corinealdi, Keith Stanfield and Michael Stuhlbarg
What to expect: Don Cheadle makes his big-screen directorial debut with this biopic about jazz wunderkind Miles Davis. [No trailer available] (credit:Sony Classics)
"The Jungle Book" (April 15)(18 of22)
Open Image Modal"Barbershop: The Next Cut" (April 15)(19 of22)
Open Image Modal"Everybody Wants Some" (April 15)(20 of22)
Open Image Modal"Keanu" (April 22)(21 of22)
Open Image ModalWritten by Jordan Peele and Alex Rubens • Directed by Peter Atencio
Starring Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, Gabrielle Union, Method Man, Will Forte, Luis Guzmán and Nia Long
What to expect: Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele's first collaboration since "Key & Peele" ended in September, "Keanu" is about a cat whom we can only presume is named after Mr. Reeves. The two pals pose as drug dealers in an attempt to retrieve their cherished stolen pet from a street gang. [No trailer available] (credit:Taylor Hill via Getty Images)
"The Meddler" (April 22)(22 of22)
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