Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
Kids: I used to spend my time getting them to be still or go to sleep. Now, I spend my time waking them up & getting them to DO something.
— Rachel Noise (@Rachelnoise) March 11, 2014
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